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Offline rollin72

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« on: May 02, 2013, 09:18 PM »
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover" and don't knock on said race crown on laminate flooring as it dents it to fook...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 09:19 PM »
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover"...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 09:22 PM »
Best thing is a short length of scaffolding tube (the older, thinner type, not the the newer thicker type).  It CAN take a lump hammer.

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 09:22 PM »
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over the end of your cock, but don't use too much suction  as it disfigures your bell end and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover" .......... best blowy i have had for a long time .. my tip of the day   :LolLolLolLol:


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Re: hoover pipe
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 09:30 PM »
Best thing is a short length of scaffolding tube (the older, thinner type, not the the newer thicker type).  It CAN take a lump hammer.
why when you can just use the hoover ;D
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over the end of your cock, but don't use too much suction  as it disfigures your bell end and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover" .......... best blowy i have had for a long time .. my tip of the day   :LolLolLolLol:


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sussed me out ;D

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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 09:33 PM »
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover" and don't knock on said race crown on laminate flooring as it dents it to fook...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:

Looks like a nights sleep on the sofa pal  :D
I might actually build a bike this year instead of just hoarding parts :)

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 10:22 PM »
Foookin  :LolLolLolLol: ur a star Gaz  :4_17_5:  :daumenhoch:

My handbrake been out all night . Good job she would have ranted like mad if she had caught me knocking greasy bb and headset cups out onto the carpet  :2funny:

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 06:00 PM »
 >:(whenever i whack em with pipe n hammer i always split the fookers

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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2013, 01:51 AM »
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming  "wtf are you doing to my hoover" and don't knock on said race crown on laminate flooring as it dents it to fook...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:

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Re: hoover pipe
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2013, 04:10 AM »
I've used hoover pipe before, along with scaffold tube and also hand-rail tube  :daumenhoch:

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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2013, 08:58 PM »
Best thing is a short length of scaffolding tube (the older, thinner type, not the the newer thicker type).  It CAN take a lump hammer.

Thats what car thieves used to use lol

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