Author Topic: WARNING!! (Read 513 times)

Sink · « **on:** March 30, 2012, 12:59 PM »

Made me laugh, I just read a warning that came with a pair of pedals :-

These pedals are designed to allow your plates of meat to turn your cranks and hence propel your bicycle. We don't warranty these pedals for uses aside from this. (That means using them for smashing curbs or benches doesn't count)

WARNING: These pedals are made from hard metal, and in-case you didn't notice...they also have many sticky-out bits that help to bite into your shoe soles. Given the chance, they are also very prone to ripping apart clothing & human flesh.... so please use these with care and wear appropriate safety gear.

pickle · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:01 PM »

meticulous · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:07 PM »

sounds like people have been trying to pass the blame....

Devilock · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:30 PM »

What company supplied this...?!

Sink · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:06 PM »

Courtesy of Gussetbikes.

This is just some of the hilarity.. on the recycle info it says:-

Recyclable packaging.
Please recycle this packaging.
If not, please put it to good use, e.g. Bury a Hedgehog in style. (Fits medium to large size - flat packed).