My god a thread full of dicks 
Craig, listen mate, it's ok...you dont have to hide it anymore....if you like alan and he likes you. then cool, were all fine with it....
i certainly wont hold it against you..although i am suprised he hasnt sorted you one of them padded kashimax's out for the ride home...
must be a bit, err, tender
on the off chance its just an alan fixation....
