Pickle - stop being a poof.
Get home, eat, set off for Charlton at about 7 or 7.30pm. You'll be Londonbound, so against most of the traffic. Arrive 8.30-9.00ish, ride till midnight like the rest of us.
Stagger back to your car, drive home on autopilot half asleep, get home for 1.30am. Shower and fall into bed and wake up late for work the following day, sore as fook. Wait 7 days and repeat
Just like the rest of us......
Job's a good 'un. All you need now is an invite from an owner............................