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This just made my misses laugh.......I was telling her about my attempt to ride again back in 1992ish.riding a half pipe over in Weybridge some-where, I tried going for a rampstall to fakie[with a coaster brake]I pulled too hard on the bars and landed flat bottom on my back, the c**ting bike chased me down and the seat slapped me square in the guts.No injuries.....except the impact made me poo my shorts!My mate Steve hade to take me home in his camper van ; PROPER STINKING.Still.........at least he saw the funny side.
I kicked a football in Seb Coe's nuts, nothing to do with freestyle but i had me bike with me.
shat myself while attempting a fart in a nightclub... kinda wiped up the mess in the bogs, but scored some bird and only remembered about the attemped fart once we got home While completely hammered, I projectile puked in the front seat of a taxi in Shanghai all the down the dashboard and glove compartment. He stops in the fast lane hard shoulder to clean up the mess with a cloth and bottle of windex, while I get out, and fall over the crash barrier into some bushes.. unable to get back up.. oh dear loads more. need to think about it