Caption needed for pic of 796

[RATTY]

Well 796 is a slag and deserves the p1ss taken for hacking my ebay account the other day...

I have this pic from sunday and I thought you lot could come up with some good captions, or photoshop abuse!!!

[lazychubs]

well hellooo weres me bike i know i had it a min ago

[priv]

where did i put my helmet,i had it a minute ago


priv

[jimmyp]

Where's that fooker who stole my mongoose

[Zippy]

This week I'll mostly be wearing my helmet perched on me ead

[lmmrst]

Where did i put  that wd40 me helmets stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmx-796]

ratty got the hump because he did not make it into the a final

[RATTY]

ratty got the hump because he did not make it into the a final

Ohhhhh ark at her
 

[mrs-bmx-796]

that ginger bird with the mini skirt is a bit of alright
 

[RATTY]

that ginger bird with the mini skirt is a bit of alright
 

                

[retrorider.u.k]

man with one head and two bodies who can walk and ride a bike at the same time 

[oberonspacefruit]

" I wear this outfit to emphasise my crotch"

[Bob_Acid]

Yeah?, come on then.....Who the fook was it said i had knobbly knees?

[db-oldskool]

I hope you're serious about the p1ss taking.    


"Hey wait a minute,that's a bloke?"..... ......"Well I still want his phone number". 

[lazychubs]

that ginger bird with the mini skirt is a bit of alright
 

were i wanna see

[Flaz]

I think hes about to break out into song in a very high pitched voice  and the song hes gonna sing tonight matthew is staying alive by the bee gees

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.

[TwoBobRob]

I don't know if this is a natinwide thing, but round here the only people who walk around with their lids like that are;


chav


scooter


riders......................

[DIVOT1]