Top Tips Section ?

[Zippy]

Can we have a top tips section.
NOT LIKE VIZ.

[daz bmx it!]

Oh I like Viz, Roger melly he's on the telly,Bollox!!!

[TrickyDicky]

Best one ever was 'Bertie Blunt, his parrot's a cnut' 

[The-flying-banana]

mmmmmmmm now that is a very very clever
idea

[Lazarou]

If you fall off your bike, try NOT to fall off your bike.

[scary_leary]

don't let youre wife catch you picking shiit out ya tyre, with her toothbrush!

[ORB]

Dont eat yellow snow.

[oberonspacefruit]

that thing about mixing a muckle

[weston]

if you have to go to the hospital more than twice in a week remember to take off your shin guards,gloves,kneepads & helmet before telling the doctor that you wasnt on your bike & you really did fall off a 12ft ladder & scrapped your shins on the way down...

[lazychubs]

i love being chewy the wookie from the star wars films....i think im so bearish...arghhhhhhh

Rhys

[Bob_Acid]

LOL Rhys, where the fek did that come from? 

[Mr Rusty]

You need to get out more Rhys (and when you do tell us where you're going so we can avoid it) Ha !

[lazychubs]

haha forgot mr rombloke had edited that the git
al because i said i looked like a brighton gaylord

[daz bmx it!]

Never eat anything bigger than your head! It'll end in tears!