modern day plastics SuperBikeDan?... MODERN DAY PLASTICS SIR!!!!
I will have no such thing on my bike... NO SUCH THING...
I want my plastics rust (dis)coloured or NOTHING

Seriously I take your point on the use of the word 'most' ... classic getoutclause ( see Aliens... "they only come at night... mostly"
But come on... look what a great job they did on this errr... kids...watering can...

how can you fail to be impressed

( that is the actual image Krylon use to 'show off' the product )