Dazman , I agree ,you are a PROPER lazy feck 
unbelievably lazy, i get all the bits out, pick up a spanner, stare at it, then stare at the bike n think, "fook it, i'll do it later" n put it all away again 
its coz i build em to ride and fookin on gettin the chain line right and chain tension etc, does me fookin napper right in 
daz i think its them big white thing you smoke dude, after that one you left me and neil the last thing i was doin was buildin bikes like
yeah, but you had some stonkin thoughts of how to create the perfect subterrainian mars probe using just five egg cartons, tin foil, a hammer and some everyday household bleach
(patent pending)
