Author Topic: LEEDS 14/6 Northern Series Riders list and pre-race drivel (Read 15781 times)

OrgasmDonor · « **on:** May 20, 2009, 09:23 AM »

here we go then

bet this is the last time i'm left in charge

No    Manly Men Riders List    Plate    Weapon of OS Destruction

1    Donor       69 HAWK
2    Ron B       24 TNT
3    Dan Dare    6    GHP
4    Peter j       21 Vector
5    Mr Smooov    1    CW
6    R Al       10 GHP (tho possible girly cry off

)
7 Russel the hussle 4 ELF
8 Hunterdubious 26 would you trust this man with TNT?
9 Finger snapper 66 22" Haro schlong (poss girly cry off)
10 Demo 4 44 Aero Pro
11 ROX 84 Firebird
12 Cobby 56 Robo pro
13 bigplinkyrinkydinkydoooo ? Ripper
14 n Jay Parker tooooooooo ? Ripper
15 Geeeeorge Cloooooney! ? Ripper
16 Old Man Critch ? GT
17 Big942 942 Haro Arse 1
18 Chewy 42 Haro schlong
19 Glynnnnyboy 8 RRRRRRRRRRobo!
20 darky digglesworth 94 S&M chalengero
21 Kenny Scullion ? battered mars bar mobile
22 Marc ? Haggis on wheels
23 Skin ? tartan chariot
24 Ian Archibald ? sporran pro
25 Brett ? nessie with a saddle
26
27
28
29
30

Proper Big Girls Blouse Girly Cry Offs:

Molester
goatyBeard
Dalepondripple

TRACK DIRECTIONS FOR YEADON:

Go to Leeds n ask some fooker

moley · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:41 AM »

Put me on the No Show list!!

I can't make it!!

Peter J · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:44 AM »

Me

Vector

No 21

beard1973 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:52 AM »

Have fun guys...

On Holiday...

JT Smooth · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:36 AM »

Me....

No 1
CW (the return of!)

See you there puffs

Any one got firections and post code? (its the other leeds track aint it?)

moley · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:09 AM »

Quote

Girly cry-offs

Just for that Daz, I'm gonna rub my bare knackers on the ELF seat that I forgot to return to you at Preston!!

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:14 AM »

FFS! ive just ate me brekky

Peter J · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:35 AM »

Quote from: moley on May 20, 2009, 11:09 AM

Quote
Girly cry-offs

Just for that Daz, I'm gonna rub my bare knackers on the ELF seat that I forgot to return to you at Preston!!

Any chance of photo's

moley · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:45 AM »

Quote from: Peter J on May 20, 2009, 11:35 AM

Quote from: moley on May 20, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote
Girly cry-offs

Just for that Daz, I'm gonna rub my bare knackers on the ELF seat that I forgot to return to you at Preston!!

Any chance of photo's

I'm really worried about you Peter!!! $:-\$

Peter J · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:49 AM »

Quote from: moley on May 20, 2009, 11:45 AM

Quote from: Peter J on May 20, 2009, 11:35 AM
Quote from: moley on May 20, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote
Girly cry-offs

Just for that Daz, I'm gonna rub my bare knackers on the ELF seat that I forgot to return to you at Preston!!

Any chance of photo's

I'm really worried about you Peter!!! $:-\$

So am I

R Al · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2009, 05:36 PM »

Put me down as a maybe, get my cast off on the Monday before so see how it goes, you know the details

moley · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:13 PM »

Quote from: OrgasmDonor on May 20, 2009, 09:23 AM

TRACK DIRECTIONS FOR YEADON:

Go to Leeds n ask some fooker

Yeah Mr Smooov!!

Use Chav-Nav!!!

THIRSTYKIRSTY · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:28 PM »

THE DOGG

THE ELF

No 4

THIRSTYKIRSTY · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:30 PM »

YEH

STILL GOT IT?

?

beard1973 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:32 PM »

There are a few guys from BURNERWORLD hoping to break their race virginity at Leeds...

Look after them guys and treat them nice... even you Diggler!!!

I'll make sure they get over and put their names down.

Look out for... COBBY, buttsbikeshop & glynnyboy.... safc is gonna have another go as well (he's the dude who took a big tumble and suffered some nice gravel race during gate practice at Hartlepool).

motomagII · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:36 PM »

im maybe due to injury
broke me phalanges (well cracked )
and damaged flexor digitorus longus

i had to go back to hospital after racing preston as it hurt like fook .i already knew id cracked bone but felt okay .made it ten times worse and not its pretty sore .

moley · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:39 PM »

Quote from: MADD DOGG on May 20, 2009, 06:30 PM

YEH

STILL GOT IT??

Your doing well Russ..............now that your not changing your ride every week!!

Quote from: beard1973 on May 20, 2009, 06:32 PM

There are a few guys from BURNERWORLD hoping to break their race virginity at Leeds...
COBBY, buttsbikeshop & glynnyboy and safc

It will be good to see some new riders!!!

And to see safc giving it another go. Now he realises why I'm padded up to fook when I race!! It hurts!!

Is there anyone who could film it?

I'd like to what Yeadon's Track looks like......................and to watch the usual carnage!!!

Quote from: motomagII on May 20, 2009, 06:36 PM

im maybe due to injury
broke me phalanges (well cracked )
and damaged flexor digitorus longus

i had to go back to hospital after racing preston as it hurt like fook .i already knew id cracked bone but felt okay .made it ten times worse and not its pretty sore .

It took me ages for my foot to get better. It still twinges now!!

hunterdubber · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:45 PM »

So it's at Yeadon this time , not Fearnville ,,,,why's that then ?

Track alterations ?

Go on Daz put my name down dude or make one up

#26 TNT Pro XL

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:45 PM »

Quote from: motomagII on May 20, 2009, 06:36 PM

im maybe due to injury
broke me phalanges (well cracked )
and damaged flexor digitorus longus

i had to go back to hospital after racing preston as it hurt like fook .i already knew id cracked bone but felt okay .made it ten times worse and not its pretty sore .

nowt like crackin ya flanges mate

don't try n palm us off with ham fisted excuses dude, ya need to pull yer finger out n knuckle down, well thats the general rule of thumb

moley · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:47 PM »

Quote from: motomagII on May 20, 2009, 06:36 PM

damaged flexor digitorus longus

Is that latin for sore knob?

motomagII · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:49 PM »

sure is moley thats why i said my foot

(tucked in me sock it is hence near me foot )

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2009, 06:52 PM »

Quote from: motomagII on May 20, 2009, 06:49 PM

sure is moley thats why i said my foot (tucked in me sock it is hence near me foot )

leprosy is awful isn't it?

moley · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:01 PM »

Greg!! I think you overdone it with the penis pump mate!!

You shouldn't have attached it to the Electrosux 2000. Far too much suction!!

You'll be blacking out the next time ya get a hard on!!

THIRSTYKIRSTY · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:11 PM »

WELL MOLEY

ya shall have to stop lendin people ya penis pump or we will all be ridin lopp sided ha ha

r

demo 4 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:12 AM »

How could you forget me dave

i will be racing a team aero pro i do have a number 4 plate will i have to change this

can I be 4a

russ

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