trying to fit a chain to my bike

1 - have a chain that came from a mountain bike - real skinny, fits the gt 28 hole flip flop hub free wheel
-so i bash off the fat free wheel from my bike, thinking i can change it with the 15 toothed flip flop gt hub-thin chain
0f-course not its 15 toothed on the 'small' side of the gt hub - wont fit -smaller threads- shit
-so i've bashed off 2 freewheels for nuffin

2 take chain off take chain off mini mongoose - know i have extra links as its a mini, then realise the extra links are smaller than that chains -

- different chain although chrome!!!
-covered in grease at midnight on a saturday night
-only wanted to nip out and get some fags

3-next plan is to use the freewheel of the mini robinson, as i know know that the extra links were off its chain
-and fit to my bike
-but its midnight now, so i'll do it tommorrow..... unless,,,,,,
-ps..... there is a way to fit taper roller sealed headsets to old schoolers!!!
-mmmmmm taper rollllleeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrssssssss