They could well have......but here lies the problem, at the bottom on my garden is a field, its currently dark and somewhere in that field is a pair of N/S redline flight bearings.......
I tried to remove the little angels today but for some reason they were a little resistant to my advances.......so for some strange reason I started taking to then in tongues.....(or that’s what my wife told my daughter I was doing, who was watching daddy from the inside of the house I may add....)
After removing the little blighters I proceeded to walk out of the garage and hurl them into orbit.......explaining to the little chappies that I didn’t believe they had a farther and that some form of self fornication would be a good idea...............at the time I thought that explaining this to an inanimate object it may understand the errors of its ways, however after a couple of glasses of a nice Chianti I realised the errors of my ways