Author Topic: Anyone ever been Shot, Stabbed, Pistol Whipped, BMX Jacked?? (Read 2623 times)

Peter J · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:27 PM »

Fooookin ell where do you lot live

Never seen anything like that....worst thing I've had is the misses point the butter knife at me

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:51 PM »

Quote from: ATL on March 25, 2009, 01:14 PM

Quote from: OrgasmDonor on March 25, 2009, 01:10 PM
had 2 guns pulled on me, been glassed and attacked with an axe and a pick axe, fookin loved bein a taxi driver me!

Dude how are still alive?! Where you hurt badly with any of them?

the shotgun salt was at quite a distance, (was about) 12yrs old) it went through my jeans and pitted the top of my thighs n asscheeks but only a couple of mm's or so, STUNG LIKE FOOK for fookin days, bit like stingy like fook gravel rash. i didnt know the ball bearing was still in my shoulder off the catty until i was giving it a good raking in the bath (blood looked cool as fook due to being watered down, fookin loads of it) any way i felt some thing smooth n dug deeper n i could see something shiney so dug harder in it fell out

. chicken bone was in the back of my shoulder, more funny than owt else. blocked the glass with my arm, i could smell the blood there was that much coming out. awesome. the 2 guns were just shuffle munsterering threats n the axe n pickaxe i was in the car with them tryin to get in, there has been loads more crap in the past but can't remember it all

hartlepool by the way 1988-2000

ron burgundy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2009, 03:54 PM »

Quote from: OrgasmDonor on March 25, 2009, 01:10 PM

non bmx related but been shot twice, once shotgun with salt and once with a black widow catapult (the bearing was under my skin for a week or so before i could dig it out) been stabbed with a chicken bone had 2 guns pulled on me, been glassed and attacked with an axe and a pick axe, fookin loved bein a taxi driver me!

Oi, split arse... show us your axe wound

kirk · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:04 PM »

Poor old Heywood, Not a violent bloke but gets Stabbed, Robbed and Shot a bit.

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:07 PM »

Quote from: Ron '2elliot' Burgundy on March 25, 2009, 03:54 PM

Quote from: OrgasmDonor on March 25, 2009, 01:10 PM
non bmx related but been shot twice, once shotgun with salt and once with a black widow catapult (the bearing was under my skin for a week or so before i could dig it out) been stabbed with a chicken bone had 2 guns pulled on me, been glassed and attacked with an axe and a pick axe, fookin loved bein a taxi driver me!

Oi, split arse... show us your axe wound

youve tasted it ya mucky pup ya!

HEYWOOD BMX · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:08 PM »

Quote from: kirk linkPoor old Heywood, Not a violent bloke but gets Stabbed, Robbed and Shot a bit.

`Twas nothing,I`m married now and that`s worse!

firebird · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:14 PM »

i was on a decorating job about 5 years ago, the guy was having an alarm fitted at the time, the owner asked if everyone would take there shoes off in the house this one guy really didn't want to take off his shoes, anyway, big row but still didn't take his shoes off. i found out later that the guy use to be a burglar and was brought in to deal with the alarms, on one job he got shot in the foot with a sawn off shot gun, he only had a stump left. never went to the hospital just he just got it sorted out. think i would keep my shoes on too

crazycraig · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:23 PM »

Stabbed by ex bird whilst in the shower

moley · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:24 PM »

Quote from: CRAZYPAVING on March 25, 2009, 04:23 PM

Stabbed by ex bird whilst in the shower

Psycho!!

ATL · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:25 PM »

Quote from: CRAZYPAVING on March 25, 2009, 04:23 PM

Stabbed by ex bird whilst in the shower

Yeah thas well Psycho! Why and how? Did you still live with her?

crazycraig · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:45 PM »

She caught me talking to another bird whilst out clubbing !!!! i was with her for 20 years we split 6 months ago ......

Bad thing is i told the hospital i fell on glass .They then had to go in the wound and have a good mooch round to see if there was any glass in there

moomin · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:01 PM »

I was about 9 in the local park and 2 big kids came up and said gimme your bike, i pedald my arse off and got back to me mum sharpish.

About 19 and park my GT team bike outside the co op, stood in the queue and some local scum walked up, put their hand on the bars and that was it i screamed get yer hands of me fookin bike and the security guard rugby tackled the kid

2 Years ago me staats got nicked off the back of the car along with Emmanuels street bike, broad daylight in secure work car park under cctv

Josh's pit got nicked from outside the house too, only 5 weeks after his birthday too

donkeybambam · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:31 PM »

about 2 years in croydon.i caught 2 tossers in the back of my van.as i tried to stop them the went to stab me.
shit myself called the police.And they did not want to know.They phoned ne the next day

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i gave them the reg of the car they took off in aswel.WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY.

stu27 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:22 PM »

when i was 11 an older lad made me swap bikes with him,he gave me an ultra burner and i gave him a piece of sh1t but because it had a z rim on the front the divy thought it was decent,had his old bike 20 mins later though

lazychubs · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:37 PM »

yes ive been shot high powered air rifle
stabbed by me own bro nice scar on me back
and glassed by a gang me mate was shaggng his bird lol
and lost me bike to a 12 year old kid i was 17

cherrypicker · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:44 PM »

I been shot with rock salt too by a farmer. Caught me poaching pheasant when I was young and stupid. Fookin smarts that does. Years back two blokes got hold of me when I was on my way back from a club. Hit me in the guts with a lump hammer, broke three ribs and nicked my wallet. Two pikeys also tried to steal my EBT before as well. One talked to me while the other came up behind and got me round the neck. They gave me a serious hiding. Stitches in my head, broken eye socket, broken coccyx and broke a tooth. Pissed blood for a few days in hospital. My dog savaged one of them though (good girl), coppers caught them the same day at the hospital. Fookers didn't get away with my 'daag' afterall.

superbikedan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:49 PM »

shot at after fighting the dude with the gun first, gassed, pepper sprayed and the whole can at me,

scaffold pole rammed into my face and i now have a nice circled scar on my face that need 20 plus stitches,

attacked with baseball bats knifes bricks you name it, all in the love of door security $:-\$

telelogic · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:49 PM »

Had a 45 held to the back of my head in the states once!

thought that my time was up. when I think of it now it just seems like a movie

HEYWOOD BMX · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:57 PM »

A clip of skater Mike Vallely...

ATL · « **Reply #44 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:21 AM »

Haha you guys are a roight dodgy bunch ent ya :p

Thank god iv never had anything like that happen to me!!

telelogic · « **Reply #45 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:24 AM »

there's still time

ATL · « **Reply #46 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:30 AM »

Haha thats true im only 20

telelogic · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:32 AM »

only 20???

I may just shoot you myself

ATL · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:50 AM »

Haha its ok youth is on my side, it would be like the Matrix

generallee · « **Reply #49 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:11 PM »

To quote local [to me] comedian Jethro...
[walks on stage with a pint in his hand]

"I shouldnt be drinking, my first wife died from alcohol. I came home pissed one night and shot her. "