Author Topic: POS BIKE (?) on E-bay by crazed seller (Read 449 times)

andeedob · « **on:** August 28, 2008, 09:53 PM »

1) Ab2dul

2) His items for sale are:
a) a bmx
b) a cracked patio sliding door (bargain:the patio door is 8ft wide and it has a big crack on the window i also has some bits and bobs missing also i might not be able to find the key ill try but not sure) , and
c) giant anger management pills

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/ab2dul

3) he appears to be offering tyres as sexual services
'this is a bmx bike which is in a quite used condition and a bit rusty is weel (also the chain is rusted) but works perfect the tyre needs pimping which i will do for you any ways'

be afraid

mr.magoo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:35 PM »

quality, looks like he knows what he's talking about, was his name stavros??? so what do you do with the anger managemtn pills??? where do you put them.....ouch!!!

andeedob · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:46 PM »

god knows - tempted to ask a question or two about that door.

hope the anger pills arent suppositories - maye thats what made him angry and broke the door?

mr.magoo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:54 PM »

NO, not angry, put both anger management pills up at once, and they reacted like love eggs, sent him into spasms and he broke the patio door in writhes of excitement.