I remember getting sh*t of this one lad with a bunch of girls, me and a friend were learning hop to nose picks on these benchs in our town centre..
he was heckling us which then turned to threats after a little while, this was back then I had a real temper (I was known locally as a bit of scrapper)..
so the head went, down went the bike, off came the chain, round the knuckels it was wrapped and over I went to him, he proper sh*t it

, all his girly friends just ripped it out of him

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