I know where you are coming from, but believe me it is worse if you do the deed yourself.
My yellow Gt now has a Kuwi scar on the top tube, I opened the garage door a bit quick it knocked the strimmer in the void a bit, which nudged the hedge trimmers electrical cable, which swung down from the rafters (which was bound up nice and neat) and hit the Kuwi Nova I had hanging by head tube on a nail, dislodged that which then dropped 3- 4 foot staraight down on to the GT
The worst bit, I watched it all unfold in slow motion and couldn't get to the falling frame in time to catch it