Author Topic: Fooking Women! (Read 3337 times)

Flatcap · « **on:** April 30, 2008, 07:25 PM »

FURIOUS ISN'T FOOKING IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My minty, absolute fooking pride and joy, my Gen 2 84 Sport which normally resides in the house had to very reluctantly be put in the garage for a few days while some work is getting done.

So my fooking stupid clumsy wife this afternoon decides to go in the garage to get some compost to plant some flowers as she's not working today. I put, or so I thought, the Sport in a safe area, but oh no, not fooking safe while she's around. She fooking drops the compost which then knocks some fooking ladders over which then knock the Proclaimer over straight on to the sport....see picture for result.

Fooking useless fooking tw@t! And then this is the worse bits, I've been in fooking 3 hours and she's only just told me and then she says...."Oh well, it's only a kids bike" I swear I could have fooking killed her when she said that, as if it's not bad enough!

Right, I'm off to drink lots of beers and watch the match, if I'm not on later I've been arrested for fooking murder!

Daz.

welsh denny · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2008, 07:45 PM »

how about one of those chip master type people who fix little chips in car paint. they'd prob look bewildered when you wheel a bike out to em.

brass monkey! · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2008, 07:47 PM »

do you have a secret basement

24 years to beat !

jedi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2008, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: monkeybiscuits! on April 30, 2008, 07:47 PM

do you have a secret basement

24 years to beat !

pmsl
i just spat beer all over the screen

Gary72 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:02 PM »

When I go out, I drink 10 pints, And I get really plastered, Come back home and beat the wife

I hope for her sake your team wins tonight

LucyLastic · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:04 PM »

Daz, calm down, buddy, accidents happen. I was upset when my hubby broke something very dear to me and completely irreplaceable. It's not worth having a domestic over it. I'd do like Welsh Denny suggested, get it to a body shop

Twinkle · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:06 PM »

erm........ is it one scratch?

?

I understand its your pride and joy but GET A GRIP!!!!! Bikes are made to be ridden ... I so dont get "show bikes". SPD sprayed Chloes bike for us recently and it looks fab and we are really disappointed that she has got two chips in it already but she's riding it and having fun and that s the whole point surely!?!? Your house isnt a bike museum and life has to go on around them and I'm sure your wife is really upset that she had this accident but theres no need to talk about her like that and be this mad at her surely.

Sharon xx

xchainxofxstrengthx · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:12 PM »

oops!

CD17 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:14 PM »

Got to say Daz, I agree with the girls, my girlfriend is really clumsy & she does stuff like that, but she would never mean to do it, its just the way she is.

At worst, its a sand blast £15, powder £40, new decals £28

But having said that if my girlfriend had done something like this to one of mine, I would not be very happy, but I would not be mad at her $:-\$

scowey · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:15 PM »

www.counselling-directory.org.uk/anger.html

www.relate.org.uk

Take a deep breath then click on the two above

lazychubs · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:18 PM »

mines just as bad she stuck me finished motomag out in the garden
as kids kept knocking it over .but failed to tell me that its been peeing down allday and she forgot .
but she prob had the hump as i let go of me 3 story ladders and they fell on her car the previos month lol
just get some one to touch it on .ya would never know then

Flaz · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:20 PM »

fook all that ,, just divorce her

women cant live with em ,, cant kill em

Flatcap · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:21 PM »

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Bikes are made to be ridden ... I so dont get "show bikes".

Hi Sharon.

I do ride it hon and I've never showed it because like you I have to admit to not really getting it. They are meant to be rode. There's also a little bit of sarcasm in my post which is probably being missed as often happens on a forum. The thing that frustrated me the most was her attitude. But hey, it's only a kids bike

It's not the end of the world I know but it did pi$$ me off a little and I probably over reacted. I've calmed down a bit now and said sorry for going off on one so all is well. I suppose I'll just have to ride it even more now and chill a bit.

Daz.

re-buy-cycle · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:26 PM »

Does that mean its soiled goods? I know a bloke who buys old survivor bikes!

Waxintaxin · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:29 PM »

Just wait till she chucks away a Nos set of SE pads for a quad ,several decal sets, scott mahuser superblocks , a chip on your bike is getting it easy fella

Twinkle · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:32 PM »

Quote from: Flatcap on April 30, 2008, 08:21 PM

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Bikes are made to be ridden ... I so dont get "show bikes".

Hi Sharon.

I do ride it hon and I've never showed it because like you I have to admit to not really getting it. They are meant to be rode. There's also a little bit of sarcasm in my post which is probably being missed as often happens on a forum. The thing that frustrated me the most was her attitude. But hey, it's only a kids bike

It's not the end of the world I know but it did pi$$ me off a little and I probably over reacted. I've calmed down a bit now and said sorry for going off on one so all is well. I suppose I'll just have to ride it even more now and chill a bit.

Daz.

Phew ...... I thought I was going to get lynched for saying that

I totally understand you being p****d off but I know if i'd done that I would have been sweating about it all day and been panicking about telling Matthew. Can understand you being upset about the "its only a kids bike" comment.

Hope it doesnt show too much.

Sharon xx

superbikedan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:39 PM »

don't worry about these mishaps

just send it to SBD and all will be fine

harmony back in da house

Flatcap · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:48 PM »

Quote from: SuperBikeDan on April 30, 2008, 08:39 PM

don't worry about these mishaps just send it to SBD and all will be fine

harmony back in da house

Fook Off!

superbikedan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2008, 09:16 PM »

Quote from: Flatcap on April 30, 2008, 08:48 PM

Quote from: SuperBikeDan on April 30, 2008, 08:39 PM
don't worry about these mishaps just send it to SBD and all will be fine

harmony back in da house

Fook Off!

Arma · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2008, 02:55 AM »

fooking behave a bike should be rode even that piece of crap even though its 25 years to late get a grip ............

Broggie · « **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2008, 06:40 AM »

Just you wait till you want a shag

Ray.

holwuff · « **Reply #21 on:** May 01, 2008, 07:40 AM »

thats like saying football is just a game! have you moved her into the shed yet?

zed4130 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:03 AM »

4 weeks now, and my bikes still in the house

im using my bad neck as a escuse not to move it, plus corals bike will be near it, and you should see her getting her bike out

ill have a big scracth down the side

they start young mate

pickle · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:11 AM »

i've got my Cali in the bedroom, came home last night to find her undies hanging all over it!

Twinkle · « **Reply #24 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:14 AM »

Quote from: pickle on May 01, 2008, 08:11 AM

i've got my Cali in the bedroom, came home last night to find her undies hanging all over it!

maybe Mrs Pickle was trying to get your attention

Author Topic: Fooking Women! (Read 3337 times)

welsh denny

jedi

Twinkle

xchainxofxstrengthx

scowey

Flaz

re-buy-cycle

Twinkle

Arma

Broggie

zed4130

Twinkle