THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!

[dwain dibbly]

im absolutely devasted that  i cant make this creation night for us wannabes
but the next one i will move heaven and earth for
i'd like to ask a favour of anyone that wold like to spend some time with me
in return for a free curry
i have a dream,,,,,, i want to do a 360 
could someone please teach me or am i beyond help

[scowey]

I wouldnt try it tonight after them 3 bottles of wine   

[steve Beech TA]

360 Insruction

Now then are you ready!

Lesson 1

  Stand in the middle of the lounge

  Stand with your feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent. holding your hands in front of you in line with your waste.

  Now make your hands, like an action mans hands (remember BITD)

  Now stand there and envisage you you are a BMX king, don't worry about looking like you have shit your pants. just think BMX KING, BMX KING, BMX KING.

  Now jump and twist your hips in the direction you want to spin.

And its as easy as that. Please let me know how you got on.

NOTE: The writer of this instruction does not except any responsibility for bad backs, twisted ankles or knocks to the head as a result of hitting a low ceiling, especialy after the consumption of three botles of plonk

[TwoBobRob]

I'll get you round dwain, no worries.

Remember to bring your balls with you though, no pussying out   

[Trev]

you don't have to worry about that Rob. He's got balls the size of watermelons....

[pickle]

Too right Trev!  do you remember Dwains tailwhip attempts?   

[dwain dibbly]

Too right Trev!  do you remember Dwains tailwhip attempts?  

wouldnt exactly call it an attempt
i think you have to have some idea of what your doing before
it can be classed as an attempt

[pickle]

    i laugh to myself every time i think of you going for those on that Mini ramp at Creation.........i just couldn't believe my eyes!  not at your attempts (don't get me wrong i'm not ripping you to bits here) just that it was only the second time you'd ridden and the first time on your new school bike.

the look on everyones faces was just WTF!!   

[dwain dibbly]

in my head im the greatest rider ever 
but when i attempt anything. whats in my head doesn't
match up to what im actually doing

like the tailwhip attempts, i can actually see myself doing them and know
how im going to do it , but as soon as i get to the top of the ramp everything
goes wrong and i end up looking like a "spastic in a magnet factory"

[JT71]

and I can in on the lesson for some 180 instruction, on the mini. gotta get over that lip.