It's good stuff this - got quite engrossed in the story...
...and makes a nice change from ' all parts NOS, bidders with than 5 etc. etc.'
Also check the questions at the bottom - one the correspondents reckons that tomato sauce will shift rust with foil

If so don't fancy having that on my chips...
One more thing - this guy is also selling a massive Ronald MacDonald head!

Great spot!