Author Topic: Hunterdubber - Living the Olympic Dream (Read 2422 times)

proclass35 · « **on:** December 31, 2007, 08:22 AM »

Word has it that after his stunning debut performance yesterday, Hunterdubber has been called into the BC training programme as one of our great Olympic hopefuls. Work has alredy started in the Newholme workshops on a 3/4" marine ply practice gate, and the Bez of BMX 'Random' Andy Lennon has been drafted in as coach/ guru/ vibe controller.
Chris will need clips, an A-Z of China and a full tank of juice for the Tranny (which leaves for Beijing in the spring), so please dig deep to help him. Sponsors so far in the frame include Bridge St Cycles, Johns Cut Price and WiBiS.
Chris, we're all so proud of you. (Except Bof, who's well chuffing jealous and can't hide it)

bof · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2007, 08:30 AM »

Jamie check your Personal msg please.

scary_leary · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:30 AM »

johns cut price!... lmao

Dark Diggler · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:19 AM »

The face of British BMX

hunterdubber · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:24 AM »

Yes,it's true !!!
After being robbed of a podium position (fair and square actually by Phil

)
Plans are in full motion for the Beijing bash 2008 Olympic bid
Any corporate sponsors contact by posting on here for an ad on the the tour bus

Tour team , mechanics , PA's are rareing to go and chomping at the bit ( friends of 94 Performer)
more volunteers needed

Is their dope testing in Beijing

just wondering incase the cheerleaders (Crazycraig,Fishface, JT,Benice,and Rob ) are in the entourage

RATTY · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:36 AM »

fooking pmsl, best laugh today. Can I join the cheerleaders posse

downhill3375 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:06 AM »

the more the merrier tone

proclass35 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:38 AM »

Just to clarify, Chris' role in the BC team is more of a 'Brave Tryer' or 'Have-a-go-Hero'. The BC realise they haven't got a snowflake in hells chance of winning a medal so they want an Eddie the Eagle type charachter to grab a few column inches. Pictures of Chris nose-diving into the middle of the big doubles, or going ass over tit over an un-dropped random gate should do the trick. God bless ya Chris, we're all rootin for ya.

hunterdubber · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:32 PM »

Eddie Edwards should be on board showing me which channels to go through for my media coverage

And Simon Turner is head of my outfitters

He's coming up with some ideas for my racesuit

bof · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:52 PM »

There is not a lot of space for the fox's cycles sponsor logos on the old borats chris, you might have to work on that one a bit.

crazycraig · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:04 PM »

dodgydave · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:44 PM »

lmao....

proclass35 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:11 PM »

For f**ks sake don't let Hunterdubber see the thread for the Olympic track on this page, he'll be bottling it. Bof's set him up with a Piranha frame and motomags with 46/16 gearing, down that start hill with a tailwind he should be hitting about 60 when he hits those first doubles........

dj_benice · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:15 PM »

Hit's being the operative word, dunno whether to feel sorry for chris or whoever has to be rebuild the doubles

scary_leary · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:17 PM »

Think he's already speed testing the piranha

Bernard Pearson has built him an mdf start gate at the top of Boggarts hill.

Dennis Dain · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:38 PM »

There are no words over here in America for the pictures on this thread...

...

You guys are just wrong!

That's why I like it here.

downhill3375 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:47 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Dain on January 03, 2008, 09:38 PM

There are no words over here in America for the pictures on this thread... ...

You guys are just wrong!

That's why I like it here.

Brandy Truffle · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:01 PM »

Word has it his new Sprint training regime kicked in at the weekend....

bof · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:26 PM »

!!! NEWSFLASH !! As my role as hunterdubbers TM for bejing, I have managed to arrange a shirt and pants deal with the local outfitters Jonny Monks. He is gonna be the best dressed man in china .More info shortly.

crazycraig · « **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2008, 09:12 AM »

Has he won a contract with wonder bulge ?

proclass35 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 05, 2008, 03:23 PM »

Bof, if you nip into the saddlery shop on the corner next to Sagar Menswear they've got all Chris' sizes, they've been tailoring him for gimp-wear for years. I think they would also be keen to quote you on some proper leather-strap type clips for his pedals. Judging by the olympic track I think a clipped-in Chris will be tank slapping his way over most of the jumps, so some saddle soap for his arse cheeks might also prove to be a good investment.It's just good to know that we're not sending him into this unprepared, he's got a great team around him...

scary_leary · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Ive managed to pull in a few favours

and can say with pride that Anchor garage is suppling the sponsored car.
A beautiful 1.6 mkIV escort ghia

All they require is a 10ft x 10ft anchor motors sandwich broad on top.

Just on the phone to see if majrona will pimp it out..

bof · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2008, 06:55 PM »

Quote from: scary_leary on January 05, 2008, 04:42 PM

Ive managed to pull in a few favours and can say with pride that Anchor garage is suppling the sponsored car.
A beautiful 1.6 mkIV escort ghia

All they require is a 10ft x 10ft anchor motors sandwich broad on top.

Just on the phone to see if majrona will pimp it out..

PMSL

hunterdubber · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2008, 08:36 PM »

They've cut back on the MkIV

and suplied a Lurvely Mk2 instead

which Ranjeev is giving it the full "MohamedMotorsport" treatment with
" full waleting to make it smell nice "

downhill3375 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2008, 08:39 PM »

Author Topic: Hunterdubber - Living the Olympic Dream (Read 2422 times)

proclass35

bof

scary_leary

downhill3375

proclass35

bof

dodgydave

proclass35

dj_benice

scary_leary

Dennis Dain

downhill3375

bof

proclass35

scary_leary

bof

downhill3375