Author Topic: Alternative Awards 2007 (Read 2239 times)

TK The Mic · « **on:** December 12, 2007, 10:11 PM »

Here's a thread to get you thinking , as 2007 draws to a close and award season is upon us , use this thread to make up your own awards and to the people who deserve it the most, 2007 has been awesome , especially with the OLD skool series taking off, so here's a few of alternative awards and those who have earned them over the last 12 months...

CONTROVERSEY OF THE YEAR.. The 40 plus cruiser final athe brits.. runner up Quads does Ratty grand prix style at the Southern Champs.

SARDINE JOB OF THE YEAR...33 riders in Old Skool at Hersden back in April plus Hersden breaking 100 riders in one meeting in September

HAIRCUT OF THE YEAR... Jazzyje (He had enough of the Frank Gallagher jibes)

BEST WEATHER.. Dagenham's July summer regional and the Brits at Burnham (tie)

WORST WEATHER.. Plenty of contenders but Bournemouth's national in May clinches it (runner up Coppull ask Wolfy)

RIDER OF THE YEAR.. Jason Harvey tied with Dave Glendower (depends what you like class or filth)

CRASH OF THE YEAR.. Lots of contenders here most of which will involve Roonga

WEMBLEY STADIUM AWARD FOR BEING LONG OVERDUE (but not as costly).. HERNE BAY

IF JIM'LL FIX IT WAS STILL GOING HE WOULD HAVE WRITTEN OFF FOR IT... Zippy wins the Hersden Summer Series

You get the idea, see what you could come up with

TK the MIC

se bikes · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2007, 10:28 PM »

Quality idea mate (thumbs up smiley)

Sandbagger of the Year - Jai for anihalating the OSS at the Brits to bag a title (winky)
Biggest OSS Rule Bender - Te Harve, WTF is all that N/S crud on your ride mate LOL
Most controversial Rider of the Year - BMX 796 for his highly illegal berm moves and lane crossing
Biggest Gurner of the Year - QP
Best Attempt at Psyche - Stupps on 796, name the time and place buddy LOL
Event of the Year - Close tie between MK for the drunken/candy infused partying and The Brits for the same LOL
Crack of the Year - Apart from SBD's at the Rad Xmas bash LOL, Ratty thinking he won the Southern Champs only to find it was running as GP system and he came 2nd LOL

Moment of 2007 - 14th April (smiley blowin kisses n stuff)

Twas a quality year for sure, and with 2 OSS sprogs due this year we should manage to keep numbers up for 2008.

Cant wait:-))

spillers#1 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:21 AM »

Most handsome old school rider 2007-spillers

KGB Matt · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:34 AM »

Most conceted and vain old skool rider of 2007 - Spillers

Matt

se bikes · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:57 AM »

Award for the biggest Turd - KGB Matt

Twinkle · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2007, 08:25 AM »

Thats groce Nicki and also what were you doing up before 7am?

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KGB Matt · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2007, 02:32 PM »

Quote from: OSS Queen on December 13, 2007, 10:28 PM

Quality idea mate (thumbs up smiley)

Sandbagger of the Year - Jai for anihalating the OSS at the Brits to bag a title (winky)
Biggest OSS Rule Bender - Te Harve, WTF is all that N/S crud on your ride mate LOL
Most controversial Rider of the Year - BMX 796 for his highly illegal berm moves and lane crossing
Biggest Gurner of the Year - QP
Best Attempt at Psyche - Stupps on 796, name the time and place buddy LOL
Event of the Year - Close tie between MK for the drunken/candy infused partying and The Brits for the same LOL
Crack of the Year - Apart from SBD's at the Rad Xmas bash LOL, Ratty thinking he won the Southern Champs only to find it was running as GP system and he came 2nd LOL

Moment of 2007 - 14th April (smiley blowin kisses n stuff)

Twas a quality year for sure, and with 2 OSS sprogs due this year we should manage to keep numbers up for 2008.

Cant wait:-))

Coz the Staats / Brew / Standard you used on various occations are all well known old school names innit.

Matt

Zippy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:25 PM »

Must be the hormones messing with her memory?

Put him on a MK1 Burner and he'd still cream all of us.

DR VINOAH · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:14 PM »

spastik award to go to me

most weed smoked b4 the A final award to me again

im giving up OS racing coz ya wont play by the rules award to me again

most bikes ridden in a season award to go to jimwise

man on the mic award to go TK the mic

for taking shit off me all year award to go to ratty

i never did get to beat him award to go to martin parker

how to wreck a pair of new vans , mx1000,s , redline flight cranks award to go to ratty

best photographed stack award to go to me (for gary 72,s rib breaker @ hersden)

having bikes/bike racks fall off ya car on the motoway award to go to OSSQueen

best music @ a race meeting award to go to braintree for playing northern soul

worst music @ a race meeting award to go to braintree for playing mariah carey

getting back in the saddle award to go to chris young

Humps00 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:58 PM »

Best Common'tater Award - TK
Best Trainer Award - CK
Best Burgers Award - BK
Best BMX Club Award - EK
Best NuSkool Bike - DK
Best UC Award - F**K
Best Text Word Award - KK
Best OS BMX Event Award - MK
Best Ripper Award - PK
Best 'Getting It Right' Award - OK
Humps

jimwise68 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:02 PM »

Quote from: Zippy on December 14, 2007, 03:25 PM

Must be the hormones messing with her mammaries?

Ye dirty b'stard!!

se bikes · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:09 PM »

Quote

Coz the Staats / Brew / Standard you used on various occations

Brew was never even raced, Staats 1 time b4 it wos nicked

Standard 1 time when we found the crack in the frame, other than that i've raced Old Skool bikes, in fact most of the year i raced on an unsafe bike against his lord ships wishes

Oh, and i still beat ya Matt

Trev · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:30 PM »

Freestyle:
Most improved rider award: Billy-BMX
Bar Spin award: Fish
Best Lip Tricks award: Reay900tap
Highest Air award: PaulM
Lowest Air award: Trev. Runner Up - Pickle
Longest Time to learn a trick award: Joint Winners - Trev (Volcano) & Muttley (Peg Stalls)
Disaster Award: Meddle
Newcomer of the Year: Sean 2000 "the ringer" with DwainDibbly runner up

Racing:
Sandbagger award: Joe Stupps, MK07 - racing against 9 year old girls
Freestyler trying racing award: Bill Stupps & Billy-BMX - showing 'em how it's done

Bikes:
Nicest new bike award: Sean 2000
Rusty new bike award: Meddle
Gay bike award: Muttley

The rest:
Longest Delivery Award: Ratty with my OSS T-Shirt (is it Old School yet?)
Beer Drinking Award: Has to be Pat (Arma) - No close second...
Event of the Year: MK07
Website of the Year: RADBMX
Funniest Nickname award: SuperBikeDan (Poodlehead)
Nutcase of the Year: Stevie B - self tattooing

Gary72 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:48 PM »

Funniest Thread of the year:

Goes to TREV and his WHAT'S A LOOPTAIL THREAD

Sorry Trev

RATTY · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:55 PM »

PMSL @ this thread,

Trev, shirts here mate I promise it will get to you before the end of the OSSS08

My sensible contributions

OS race of the year. Hersden in April.

OS worst race of the year Royston

Wettest race Royston

Funniest photo of the year OSS queen taking the piss out of DJV for falling off after the finish at Royston, moments before she ended up in the mud

Worst OS bike Hoogas poxy burner

Funniest facial expression The look of terror on Flazs face when the queen lined him up for a tee bone at hersden.

Proudest moment being part of the OSS07 at the final at MK and watching the plates being given out

Trev · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:32 PM »

Quote from: Gary72 on December 14, 2007, 05:48 PM

Funniest Thread of the year:

Goes to TREV and his WHAT'S A LOOPTAIL THREAD

Sorry Trev

Most informative thread: Looptail question.

spillers#1 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:15 PM »

The nearly making the semi's at brits award- nicola webb (os queen)

The being beaten to a place in the semi by a STIFF OLD GEEZER award-you guessed.....nicola webb

LOL

se bikes · « **Reply #17 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:30 PM »

Award for being beaten by a bird and made to look fookin stoopid goes to

Drum Roll Please Peeps

Spillers (how does it feel to know that a chick whooped your sorry ass so many time

spillers#1 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 14, 2007, 07:36 PM »

15 mins for a reply......your getting slower webbdawg

se bikes · « **Reply #19 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:24 PM »

2 hours for this reply Lee, better things to do n all that

THIRSTYKIRSTY · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:50 PM »

AWARD FOR BUYING AND SELLIN THE MOST

**************ME****************

KGB Matt · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2007, 08:44 AM »

Quote from: OSS Queen on December 14, 2007, 05:09 PM

Quote
Coz the Staats / Brew / Standard you used on various occations

Brew was never even raced, Staats 1 time b4 it wos nicked

Standard 1 time when we found the crack in the frame, other than that i've raced Old Skool bikes, in fact most of the year i raced on an unsafe bike against his lord ships wishes

Oh, and i still beat ya Matt

Well name somebody that hasn't beat me.

That would be a novelty.

Matt

RATTY · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2007, 08:46 AM »

Quote from: KGB Matt on December 16, 2007, 08:44 AM

Quote from: OSS Queen on December 14, 2007, 05:09 PM
Quote
Coz the Staats / Brew / Standard you used on various occations

Brew was never even raced, Staats 1 time b4 it wos nicked

Standard 1 time when we found the crack in the frame, other than that i've raced Old Skool bikes, in fact most of the year i raced on an unsafe bike against his lord ships wishes

Oh, and i still beat ya Matt

Well name somebody that hasn't beat me.

That would be a novelty.

Matt

I do believe you had moderate success in the 7 and under girls

KGB Matt · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2007, 10:49 AM »

I think you have me confused with 796

I have never actually entered the 7 & under girls catagory..... i believe he has.

I like to enter 16 and over girls.

Matt