Midlands Champs OS racing

[spillers#1]

She can borrow PINKY as long as someone transports it up there; as I dont trust her and her tailgate contraption and bungees

There you go nicola and i'll even offer to take it there 

[beard1973]

You just dont know how big a score!!!!!!!

Good job i like you

OH SH1T..... 

[Zippy]

Don't worry about him, he's good for his age, but not that good.

[RATTY]

Don't worry about him, he's good for his age, but not that good.

Dont need to be good, just be in front of you, failing that, buried stem deep in that gap between your lips

[beard1973]

 

Well while you two are busy making love at the start gate... I'll be on me way down the first straight... 

[Zippy]

You know people are going to start talkig about you and your obsession with me Ratty, I'm sure there ather fast guys out there that you could set your sights on other than me.

[RATTY]

Not an obsession, just a score 

[Zippy]

Oh I see you want to give me 20 pounds, well you should have said. I'll give you my address and you can send a cheque. 

[RATTY]

Its ok, The man with the big personality will meet his memisis

[Zippy]

It's ok I've already met Nikki. 

I think she's as scary as it get's in the OSS. 

All the others are just cuddly old teddy bears. 

[RATTY]

Its Ok Zipster, see you on a gate sometime soon

[Zippy]

I look forward to it. 

I'll have to show you what the backend of my new Robinson looks like. 

It'll be similar to the other one but just a little bit further away. 

[beard1973]

You two are the NEW Cannon & Ball... 

[Zippy]

At least we're not Little and Large. 

[RATTY]

At least we're not Little and Large. 

Maybe we are, especially in the trap department

[Zippy]

 

Lucky for me I can ride just as fast as I talk.

Perhaps you should talk more Ratty, might make you faster. 

[beard1973]

This stuff is priceles..

I need to write this down.. I could sell this to the BBC for a NEW Sitcom...

[RATTY]

I love Zippy really, he could talk for the england team. But I think he has talked himself into real situation this time, and being quick might just not be enough

[Zippy]

You'll have to remind me what I've said then that's got you going so much because I can't remember. 

[se bikes]

Looks like you're all gonna have to cope without me again this time, no o/s bike 

THEN RACE ANYTHING YOU MISERABLE COW  WHAT DO I CALL YOU THESE DAYS WEBDAWG OR OSSS QUEEN    MOST PEOPLE HAVE 30 SOMETHING BIKES EACH JUST ASK NICELY AND SOMEONE MAY LEND YOU ONE 

FCUk all you old gits, i'm going new skool

[spillers#1]

Looks like you're all gonna have to cope without me again this time, no o/s bike 

THEN RACE ANYTHING YOU MISERABLE COW  WHAT DO I CALL YOU THESE DAYS WEBDAWG OR OSSS QUEEN    MOST PEOPLE HAVE 30 SOMETHING BIKES EACH JUST ASK NICELY AND SOMEONE MAY LEND YOU ONE 

FCUk all you old gits, i'm going new skool

you cheeky mutha  new school old school its all the same to me.....fcuk bmx i'm going back to powerbike racing  bloody old tossers come on nik lets go race the youngens 

[Humps00]

FCUk all you old gits, i'm going new skool

So why does your name appear in the Hersden line-up Webdawg??  You borrowing a bike for that one?? 

And Spillers#1 what's with the "going back to superbikes" rant??  Can't stand the pace in BMX eh??

And Ratty and Zippy - get a room pleeeez!!  And do what you boys do. 

Humps

[RATTY]

Humps, when we get a room, do you wanna join us

Spillers, your only jelous cos zippy aint gettin at you


And OSS Queen, sort yourself out, you got 3 bloody OS bikes, all you gotta do is change the bloody inner tubes

[Humps00]

Humps, when we get a room, do you wanna join us

Spillers, your only jelous cos zippy aint gettin at you


And OSS Queen, sort yourself out, you got 3 bloody OS bikes, all you gotta do is change the bloody inner tubes

Only if you pay me!! 

Spillers & Zippy  could be quite a cute match!!

  Ratty, you lost the will to live??  Pick a berm m8!!  Humps

[RATTY]

  who me