S&M Heavy as F**k, all finished

[SaMAlex]

I just got done finishing this. Its a NOS S&M Heavy as F**k that was found in a bike shop a few weeks ago. After a few deals I got the frame (thanks General Lee) and got on with building it. I had already started gathering Heavy parts, many of which were old parts of mine I used to use. The wheelset and the bars and seat were all on past bikes of mine, and could probably do with more of a clean than I gave them.

I wanted to make it nice and heavy but there is nothing on there for a joke. It is build up just as a bike of the early 90s might have been. I was going to put a grind disk on it (which might have been just for weight) but it didnt fit on the 22.2 BB spindle.

The frame is real short, its got an 18" top tube! It feels very 90s flatland, esp with the low, almost zero sweep bars. I am intending to take it to a mini ramp and have a roll on it (I cant see it coming off the ground!). I cant tell you what it does weigh cos I dont have any scales at home.

Here's what on it:

S&M HAF frame
S&M "stupid" forks
S&M 1" clamp on redneck
S&M castilo bars
Profile SS cranks
King chainring
Primo tenderiser pedals
PE hubs on Phat Alex rims (LHD)
V Monster tyers
Primo rod seat post
S&M large shield seat
GT double clamp
DC FS990 front and rear
DC Tech 77 levers (odd ones cos its all I could find)
Oddy dynatron headset
Roughneck grips
Chrome steel pegs
ORYG detangler






















Thanks to General Lee for hooking up the frame deal (and the peg deal). Dingo for the cranks, Fuzzynod for the chainring, stodgy for the tyres and to HEYWOOD BMX  for the oryg. Very nice of all of ya.

[the_cyclops]

Cool!

The King Chainwheel is a nice touch

[SaMAlex]

The King Chainwheel is a nice touch

Thanks, that is a nice chainring. I could have got heavier with it, Ive got a totally solid KINK chainring but I thought the King would be nicer.

[darkersomeday]

well worth staying up for!
glad you got it finished dude,

what a behemoth of a bike! full on mid school

check out how short it looks!

i'm sweating the king chainwheel too

nice one dude,

[Dingobmxer]

Holy sh1t!!!

I bet your skinny ass wont even be able to lift it in the car 

nice job Alex glad it finally came together

  DINGO

[harris]

chunky monkey a proper solid ramp ride,and that will run well by the look of it  .

[gary4130]

that is a quality S&M build alex  nice to see it built to ride
wouldn't want to put that heavy beast on a bike rack on the back of a car 

[Stodgy]

Fook. Did you have to reinforce that video cabinate to pop it up there?!

What's the final weight?

44lbs?

[Lazarou]

Nice! I sold my King chainwheel to Fuzzynod! 



....i'll send him a begging PM!




HAF is coooooool!!  I need some of those bits!

[SaMAlex]

Nice! I sold my King chainwheel to Fuzzynod! 

....i'll send him a begging PM!

Oops! I dont think there is any point sending HIM a begging PM 

[highrisedrifter]

That's a nice looking bike right there. 

HRD

[Lazarou]

Nice! I sold my King chainwheel to Fuzzynod! 

....i'll send him a begging PM!

Oops! I dont think there is any point sending HIM a begging PM 

D'oh! 

[SaMAlex]

Nice! I sold my King chainwheel to Fuzzynod! 

....i'll send him a begging PM!

Oops! I dont think there is any point sending HIM a begging PM 

D'oh! 

I think I swapped it with Fuzzy for some horrid Hoffman one I had. You could always ask him for that one! 

[rory]

nice one alex, looks good.

[teamsano]

ditch that horrible cable tie round the gyro cable, pop a wee bit of bluetack or something under it.

[SaMAlex]

ditch that horrible cable tie round the gyro cable, pop a wee bit of bluetack or something under it.

Wow. Gogo, thats pretty pickey. Is that what you do with all your show bikes? haha.

It is a horrid cable tie. Its a fat re-usable one and its all I could find at the time. It covers up the cool stickers so I probably should do something about it.

I still havent weighed the bike yet.