Author Topic: Backflips can cause infertility (Read 3006 times)

The-flying-banana · « **on:** November 05, 2005, 10:22 PM »

Just got a phone call from my wee matey skitzo he was telling me about another young gezzer that comes a riding with us oldies "darren"17yo who is a good mate of skitzo and a good rider he never can get as high as the skitz so he masters other trix and is really quite good.

Since dumbarton put its new foam pit in darren has been practising his backflips and finally mastered them on his return back to his local skatepark "blantyre" he decided he would try it out of a hip "concrete" well he achevied this several times and on the following day "thurs" he was dared on by other young bucks to show em he could do it, so darren did it but this time he landed on his back wheel and the g force made him go forward straight into the stem with his ging gang gollies busting one right open

He went to hospital and got a telling off and they stiched it back up

next day the "friday" he goes back down the skatepark and is again egged on by fello young bucks , so what does darren do well he tries another backflip and bang same thig happens this time his two ging gang gollies get it big style $:-\$

So they get him back to hospital and he is kept in this time as they suspect he has really damaged them this time $:-\$ What a laddy eh

theRuler · « **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:24 PM »

needs a cup i think!!!!

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:25 PM »

Or a stem pad

lazychubs · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2005, 11:00 PM »

or some balls lol
sorry ill get me coat

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2005, 11:19 PM »

heh heh

Bob_Acid · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:13 AM »

in a word 'box' ......cricketers know the score.

I hope it's not as bad as thay say and let us know how he gets on will ya?

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2005, 12:30 AM »

Will do bob

ouch cant stop grimacing everytime i think about it $:-\$ thats why i thought i,d share it nice guy me

tricknuts · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:13 AM »

its just bad enough when you just ping them, so how painful must it be to wack them off the stem...twice..

j... · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2005, 11:47 AM »

respect to him for going for it again the next day :o
i think i might have had a break from trying to flip for a bit if that happened.

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2005, 11:53 AM »

Yep repect to darren

but i think i,ll give it a miss myself

my cousin can do them too in the pit i said to him when you gonna do the on the hard he said nana that will never happen mate

Rombloke · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2005, 03:52 PM »

what a load of boll0x

Dave

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2005, 05:43 PM »

bollox indeedy , just been told darren is gonna be ok think his crown jewels will still be producing he is limping about though

and did say when asked if he would try it again

as soon as i can ride again

Rombloke · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:47 PM »

has he shown you them yet....if not, i bet he tries to...i know i would

Dave

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2005, 08:46 PM »

What mr dave you would try and show me your man mounds

glad i only met you for a few mins at bones then or it could have gotten outa hand

You sick puppy you

kusam · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2005, 08:58 PM »

Quote from: Nana on November 06, 2005, 08:46 PM

What mr dave you would try and show me your man mounds glad i only met you for a few mins at bones then or it could have gotten outa hand

You sick puppy you

Sounds more like things could have gotten IN hand!

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #15 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:09 PM »

shut it you

wonder if he would have asked me to cough then $:-\$

kusam · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:14 PM »

Think everyone else would have been coughing and turning away!

Sanmarcopizza · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2005, 07:45 AM »

Quote from: Nana on November 05, 2005, 10:22 PM

What a laddy eh

Sounds like he's soon to be a lady !

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:58 AM »

$:-\$ Just had another phone call today and darren has did it again and is now in hospital for god knows how long this time ,ouch, wtf is this guy on $:-\$

mike pardon · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2005, 12:54 PM »

Thats a good un he sound hardcore.. Andy Preston split his cock open once on a jump. Landed on the stem and just started squealing (remembers cringing) he pulled his kecks off dropped his bill grundies. got out the old lad and blood was pissing out the end. AAAARRRGGGHH :'(Worst part about it was we were so far away from any help so he had to walk to get to hospital..

Theres no way i would let those doctors touch my 12 inches.

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2005, 01:02 PM »

What your foot

get it $:-\$ im here all night ta da

Ye these young uns are hardcore but hope he,s on the mend, imagine telling your future missus i cant have kids cause i was dared to do backflips

mike pardon · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2005, 01:09 PM »

Quote from: Nana on November 21, 2005, 01:02 PM

What your foot get it $:-\$ im here all night ta da

Ye these young uns are hardcore but hope he,s on the mend, imagine telling your future missus i cant have kids cause i was dared to do backflips

Cant imagine doing backflips and my rod of iron fires blanks so its a no no all round

j... · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2005, 07:43 PM »

what a nutter... he deserves a medal or summin

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #23 on:** November 21, 2005, 07:56 PM »

he is acctually quite a quite reserved dude not really like him

So mike have we to call you iron mike

mike pardon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2005, 11:15 PM »

Quote from: Nana on November 21, 2005, 07:56 PM

he is acctually quite a quite reserved dude not really like him

So mike have we to call you iron mike

Not sure about the iron probably Flaccid freestlyer would do nicely, Ha ha, Doh

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