Author Topic: Why does this happen to me? (Read 1842 times)

MartyC · « **on:** June 18, 2007, 10:53 PM »

My wife's sister announced over the weekend that she is getting married and the wedding is going to be in Tunisia - sounds good eh? Hot sun, great weather, cheap beer I'm think woohoo

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Then the wife says, "I've booked the flights, we fly out on friday 3rd August and return on the 6th, a nice long weekend for us" she says. Then my other sister in law says, "you won't be needing that big tent of ours then" so I say "What?" she says "you were going to borrow the tent that weekend weren't you?" and I say "buggar, that''s the MK weekend"

Am I peeved, I can't get out of going to the wedding without really p1ssing the wife off so it looks as though I won't be going to MK

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Trev · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:54 PM »

don't worry, you'll find a new wife....

harris · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:55 PM »

bugger

Zippy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:56 PM »

Wifes, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

crazycraig · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:56 PM »

Quote

Quote from: Trev on June 18, 2007, 10:54 PM
don't worry, you'll find a new wife....

sorry marty

MartyC · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:58 PM »

I don't whether to laugh or cry, I've two builds all lined up to take with me too

crazycraig · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:59 PM »

i cant go either i will be on holiday .

Moose · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2007, 11:00 PM »

Trade you wife for Matskybeat's - on offer in the trade section

sonic-1 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:38 AM »

i know how yer feel we fly out on holiday on the sat to so no mk for me eather

TwoBobRob · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:04 AM »

Quote from: Zippy on June 18, 2007, 10:56 PM

Wifes, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

Wives, you can't live with em, and you can't live with em.......

gt0733 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:20 AM »

ya should have got one like mine.......she hates her sister

priv · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2007, 07:34 AM »

Quote from: gt0733 on June 19, 2007, 03:20 AM

ya should have got one like mine.......she hates her sister

priv

matt · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:47 AM »

yep you can trade for mine, she is an only child

but i give it a week before you are getting starved for sex and pressured into selling your bikes for an extension on the house

brass monkey! · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:51 AM »

blimey that's a sh!tter !! sorry to hear that mate !!

can't they change the wedding venue to MK ?? Selfish b@st@rds !!

pickle · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2007, 10:22 AM »

that's a right p*sser Marty!

does that mean you don't need the ELF now??

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2007, 11:42 AM »

yeah, or the bars?

Mattdub · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2007, 11:50 AM »

Marty ,

That sucks bro

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:05 PM »

yeah pickle stop bein nasty, and peer pressuring me to be like you

if it was me id be fookin gutted dude, i also wouldnt go to the wedding as this weekend is a permanant fixture in my to do list now, funerals and seriously i'll health (other peoples obviously) and id not make MK other than that id be there.

Dingobmxer · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:45 PM »

Thats a pi$$er Marty

I am in a similar situation as Dingo JR is due on August 2nd

DINGO

Steve P · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:29 PM »

FFS ... that's the second time I'm gonna miss out on meeting you for a chat and a beer

Oh, well ... there's always next time mate

Steve

MartyC · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:35 PM »

Quote from: pickle on June 19, 2007, 10:22 AM

that's a right p*sser Marty!

does that mean you don't need the ELF now??

Quote from: OrgasmDonor on June 19, 2007, 11:42 AM

yeah, or the bars?

At the moment that baby and its bars are not going anywhere

Quote from: Steve P on June 19, 2007, 01:29 PM

FFS ... that's the second time I'm gonna miss out on meeting you for a chat and a beer

Oh, well ... there's always next time mate

Steve

Next time for sure, if there's another meet over the summer I WILL be going to that

Quote from: Dingobmxer on June 19, 2007, 12:45 PM

Thats a pi$$er Marty
I am in a similar situation as Dingo JR is due on August 2nd
DINGO

Mark, what a great reason for not going though - trust me the birth of your children are events you will never want to miss, I've got tingles thinking about the birth of my two just typing this