embarrasing moments....

[skids]

This just made my misses laugh.......
I was telling her about my attempt to ride again back in 1992ish.
riding a half pipe over in Weybridge some-where, I tried going for a rampstall to fakie[with a coaster brake]
I pulled too hard on the bars and landed flat bottom on my back, the c**ting bike chased me down and the seat
slapped me square in the guts.No injuries.....except the impact made me poo my shorts!
My mate Steve hade to take me home in his camper van ; PROPER STINKING.
Still.........at least he saw the funny side.

[sonic-1]

ridin street with son a few weeks ago we were messin on some steps hopin up em he clears em no prob so do i first time do some banks n stuff as im old i feel bit tired  we go back to steps he clears no prob i run at em mis time hop n ram em over bars i go sat there thinkin ouch my elbo hurts n son rides up n say " yer sposed to hop up em not try to ram em flat"
i cleared em the bike didnt

[skids]

A classic "over the bars" .........priceless

[sonic-1]

mmm about £25 front wheel priceless n sore elbo 

[theRuler]

This just made my misses laugh.......
I was telling her about my attempt to ride again back in 1992ish.
riding a half pipe over in Weybridge some-where, I tried going for a rampstall to fakie[with a coaster brake]
I pulled too hard on the bars and landed flat bottom on my back, the c**ting bike chased me down and the seat
slapped me square in the guts.No injuries.....except the impact made me poo my shorts!
My mate Steve hade to take me home in his camper van ; PROPER STINKING.
Still.........at least he saw the funny side.

bahahahaha

[tricknuts]

shat myself while attempting a fart in a nightclub...  kinda wiped up the mess in the bogs, but scored some bird and only remembered about the attemped fart once  we got home 


While completely hammered, I projectile puked in the front seat of a  taxi in Shanghai all the down the dashboard and glove compartment. He stops in the fast lane hard shoulder  to clean up the mess with a cloth and bottle of windex, while I get out, and fall over the crash barrier into some bushes.. unable to get back up..  oh dear

loads more. need to think about it

[muttley]

I kicked a football in Seb Coe's nuts, nothing to do with freestyle but i had me bike with me.

[teamsano]

similar to the 'shat' incident, i flipped the back at the track when i was young, landing on my tailbone. and well, you can guess the rest....

[theRuler]

I kicked a football in Seb Coe's nuts, nothing to do with freestyle but i had me bike with me.

hoohohohohohhhohahahahaa

[QUADROPHENIA]

shat myself while attempting a fart in a nightclub...  kinda wiped up the mess in the bogs, but scored some bird and only remembered about the attemped fart once  we got home 


While completely hammered, I projectile puked in the front seat of a  taxi in Shanghai all the down the dashboard and glove compartment. He stops in the fast lane hard shoulder  to clean up the mess with a cloth and bottle of windex, while I get out, and fall over the crash barrier into some bushes.. unable to get back up..  oh dear

loads more. need to think about it

lmfao

[Flatcap]

Whilst home on leave from the army I was in my bedroom with the old headphones on, eyes closed  and shaking hands with the guvnor of love (cracking one off) When I'd done the deed and got up and took the headphones off I noticed a cup of steaming tea on my bedside table that wasn't there before I started!

I still to this day don't know who came in and put it there but needless to say I returned to barracks fairly quickly and didn't come home on leave for some time!

Nothing to do with freestyle I know but still funny.