Author Topic: Learning BMX Racecraft (Read 6050 times)

FuNMoNsTeR · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2007, 12:42 PM »

Elbows out aaaaand up n over

priv · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2007, 12:47 PM »

us northerners have the best elbows out rider in england and he goes by the name of................................dingo,an albatross's wing span doesn't come close to how wide his elbows go.

priv

RATTY · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:10 PM »

Me an Dingo have had a taster, Poor old Alex was in the middle at the time

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But if all you Nancy northerners have got is Dingo and Funmonster you better get in training............Rapid.

FuNMoNsTeR · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:23 PM »

Thats right... pick on the little guy

Me and the Nottingham Cannonball will be eating the competition....... ALIVE

RATTY · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:31 PM »

Oh guys, all I hear is talk from up north

You have an open invitation to join us for a taster before MK,

Andy Im up in Yorkshire soon to see my brother, might have to look you an the Yorkshire posse up

aerostylie · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:37 PM »

Quote from: RATTY on May 15, 2007, 01:10 PM

But if all you Nancy northerners have got is Dingo and Funmonster you better get in training............Rapid.

So we have the nancy northerners and the southern softies..........us Mad Midlanders will have it easy at MK

RATTY · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:40 PM »

The midlands have always been the battleground between north and South. You guys better sort which side you wanna join

This is gonna get messy

priv · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:10 PM »

maybe a little bribery would help to get the midlandsers to side with us tough

northerners?

priv

aerostylie · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:13 PM »

Quote from: priv on May 15, 2007, 02:10 PM

maybe a little bribery would help to get the midlandsers to side with us tough northerners?
priv

Will we have to wear flat caps and braces when racin

RATTY · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:16 PM »

So Lesson 1 in Race craft

Psyche (sp) sike, out your opponents before and during the race.

The northerners are already bricking it

cos they need the meddlin midlanders to join them

RATTY · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:18 PM »

Oh and if your racing a powder puff and she is in front of you, shout out to her that her thong is showin, works every time

priv · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:28 PM »

the flat caps and braces attire is an urban myth,we wear what we like and we like what we bloody well wear

and as for bricking it ratty,your well off the mark,we're rock hard us northerners and we're not scared of man or beast{but if it rains i'm not playing}

priv

RATTY · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:32 PM »

Its gonna be a quality weekend in August, and Im looking forward to meeting the Northern devision of Rad.

priv · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:41 PM »

you changed your tune mr ratty,where's all the tough talk gone?

i suppose you'll know your fighting a losing battle.

why do you think there's a bank called northern rock??? because we are

priv

RATTY · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:59 PM »

Tbh all this north south shit is cobblers, Your all great blokes and Im lookin forward to...

Nailing you northern nancy fried mars bar eating, braces wearing, flat cap and pidgeon loving, mint sauce on kebab noshing, real ale guzzling, coronation street and emmerdale addicted wazzocks

priv · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:10 PM »

that's better ratty,a bit of passion and from the heart

priv

RATTY · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:17 PM »

Webdawg · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:56 PM »

Us "southern softies" will wipe the floor with you nancy boys, they use me as a diversion when i flash me thong at the opposition and for t bone take outs on the berms, you dont stand a chance, northern boys pic a berm an i'll deal with you one by one

priv · « **Reply #43 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:00 PM »

webdawg if your gunna be showing your thong to put us off,i'm partial to wearing a thong myself and that would really send you off course,ask jeff spicoli he fancyed some of it

priv

Webdawg · « **Reply #44 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:03 PM »

FuNMoNsTeR · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:34 PM »

And to show how hard Northern lads are i will floss with Privs thong after the Motos

Did i tell you i was running spiked Ice Racing Tyres this time at MK

Dingobmxer · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:25 PM »

Quote from: RATTY on May 15, 2007, 01:10 PM

Me an Dingo have had a taster, Poor old Alex was in the middle at the time ,

But if all you Nancy northerners have got is Dingo and Funmonster you better get in training............Rapid.

your gonna need a lassoo to catch me Ratty

This is what I look like from the front because you didnt get to see it at MK

DINGO

priv · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:31 PM »

That'll shut 'em up dingo

leaving mr ratty in a cloud of dust yehaaaa

priv

FuNMoNsTeR · « **Reply #48 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:46 PM »

Whos this in second

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I am sure i will struggle this year with all you guys getting track time.... My fitness has improved but my track time is Zippo $:-\$
I will get the Nottingham Cannonball to clear the way and then nick it as he is wheezing down the last straight

Then i will Vomit

Dingobmxer · « **Reply #49 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:21 PM »

Quote from: FuNMoNsTeR on May 15, 2007, 05:46 PM

Whos this in second

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I am sure i will struggle this year with all you guys getting track time.... My fitness has improved but my track time is Zippo $:-\$
I will get the Nottingham Cannonball to clear the way and then nick it as he is wheezing down the last straight

Then i will Vomit

Sorry mate, dont do wheezing down the last straight

What were you doing all the way back in C final?

DINGO

Author Topic: Learning BMX Racecraft (Read 6050 times)

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