Bob, LMAO, Triffid? It is a strawbeery plant, minus the strawbs as we have eaten them all. The cage keeps the birds from eatin them b4 we get to em. Greedy barstools
Zippy, covering the seats is quite hard and time consuming, and most of all, Very easy to fukc up!
This is a step by step, in pictures;
Materials;
Apply wadding;
Cut suede to required size;
Repeat process to apply the suede, and there you go;