Author Topic: worst bike name (Read 1759 times)

theRuler · « **on:** March 30, 2007, 09:52 PM »

i'll kick this one off:

in the nineties raleigh made some blinders called: "ferret" and "juicer"

but gary fisher made the "pure bender"

no joke

brass monkey! · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2007, 09:56 PM »

............Burner !

brass monkey! · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2007, 10:00 PM »

anything with the word 'two' after it,

trickstar 2
torker 2
etc...................
why bother

Jt · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM »

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

selfpreservation · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM »

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

Dark Diggler · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2007, 10:19 PM »

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of ky jelly?

hunterdubber · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2007, 11:56 AM »

I 've just seen a

HAWK SCORCHER

That does sound poxy

Apperently a Woolworth special

On the bay if anyone is interested

winnit93 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2007, 12:03 PM »

TENSOR MADE SOME SHIT!

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2007, 04:02 PM »

hutch, appropriately named after a shed

Moose · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2007, 07:39 PM »

Quote from: selfpreservation on March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM
them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?
i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

I agree - C'mon Mods, make it happen

jT Racing · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2007, 08:16 PM »

huffy. was it pissed off or something

Jazzchimp · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2007, 08:28 PM »

Rebel! cos it wasn't

bof · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2007, 09:30 PM »

yamaha byz. It used to make me chuckle.

tricknuts · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2007, 05:33 AM »

iron horse

not sure about the horse, but Iron was pretty accurate

and top of the camp names must be "puch"

motomagII · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2007, 08:33 AM »

well i think pk ripper should have been pk snapper .would have been more appropriate lol
best has to be iron horse sounds heavy and crap and it was

jimmyp · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2007, 08:57 AM »

iron horse

muttley · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2007, 02:53 PM »

Scorpion Breakdancer

hunterdubber · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2007, 06:37 PM »

Any bike made by a company called

ACORN

Steve P · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2007, 06:41 PM »

Pirahna ... my mate had one and after riding it I reckon that's where all my back problems started

Steve

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:02 PM »

huffy, thats what the kids used to throw when they got one for chrimbo

Jt · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: Moose on April 02, 2007, 07:39 PM

Quote from: selfpreservation on March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM
Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM
them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?
i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

I agree - C'mon Mods, make it happen