In the pub with my mate Dan last night and we bump into his ex-girlfriends brother Paul. Dan went out with Paul's sister from about 88- 93 or something.
Anyhoo, Paul is a bit smashed and when he sees me, he starts shouting to the whole pub about how he used to look up to me because when I got my first job in '90, I had use of the company van, so instead of buying a car I bought my dream BMX. He was telling anyone who would listen that he thought that was so cool.
Poor kid...
After that he had a go at Dan for getting him to swap his pristine condidtion star wars tie fighter for a chocolate bar.....Dan replied: "well you ate the chocolate bar didn't you? So the deal couldn't have been that bad...." we left him there ranting.....