A HOLA FROM TEXAS

[Arma]

HEY FROM TEXAS  first dirty dan  ,all is good and we are loving the spots been shootin pump actions today, ye harr any way ill be backsoon  se yall later and as davey crockett said you can all go to hell i will go to texas. 
now me arma,  this  place is amazing seen so  much chris is killing all the spots ya seen on dvds dirty dan has got  more   Raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,    and im still an old shite ,
dan found a frigging awesome pool 9ft  in abandoned hotel  done some cool shooting with proper locals in the woods see you all  in a few .........
now chris,,,,    boys this place is off the hook man we are in texas bro this pool u are told of is so amazin u will see some footage sooooooooonnnn. been to some indoors parks they are as good as they look in the dvds =] shootin shot guns knockin me back haha
now are demented  redneck guide the one and only GARLAND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
What the fooking dill pickles!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?/ its the garlando and coming form elgin texas!! your fooking boys are havin a blast down here and your missin out on it! yawl mother fookers best be ready for my ass when i come down this summer!!!!! But i will be down and you will be clowned!!! so fookers be ready and i'll see yawl soon!!!! I bet you never shot a fookin moosenuckle with a fookin 30-30!!! get that shit bitch, hit it quit it but dont sniff it!!!!!BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 it's garlando i'm out!!!!!!
 
aint he grand we all pretty shuffle munsterered on his ranch   shiat   chris needs help fighting a rattler  laters guys..... 

[Trev]

hi pat. glad you're enjoying your trip. at least i think you're enjoying it. i've just spent the last 10 minutes trying to decipher your post but am still none the wiser... 


have fun! 

[QUADROPHENIA]

oi oi pat you slightly demented nutter, dont forget my burger

[zed4130]

welcome mate to the mad house  enjoy 

[lazychubs]

blimey pat you pissed or wot lol
cya when ya back in good ole blighty lol

[harris]

sounds like you guys are having a blast   
get some pics lads ,n dont mash yourselves 

dan.

[Waxintaxin]

Pat you mental

LOL

Sounds like its a laugh

Rich

[dordymush]

can anybody translate it for me  .

[billy-bmx]

PAT I HATE YOU

[MartyC]

PAT I HATE YOU

 

[MeddlE]

can anybody translate it for me  .

"Wish you were here"

Or something like that anyway.

Pat, can't believe you've cut the trip from the planned 3 months, you're mad.  Enjoy yourself.

[Flaz]

pat you nutter     this new american influenced language you speek   write it all down in your american scrap book with all the real english translated meanings next to it and we can have a good laugh when you get home up rom

take care looney boy and check your hospital insurance (read all the small print about extreme sports)   


come home in 1 piece      

flaz

[dirtyvans]

nice1 pat, sounds like a blast 

do a video diary or something -  a day in the life of Pat - Stateside - would be well funny

[superbikedan]

pat   dan  and chris,    you lucky bastards,    enjoy every moment,  not many get to experiance

your road trip to america   enjoy and keep us posted

[superFLY69]

good to hear from you boys.

enjoy!!!!!!

[jimwise68]

Bally -ho old chaps. Sounds like you are having a jolly spiffing time.