Author Topic: Just seen a PK Ripper lying in a drive.... (Read 3457 times)

beard1973 · « **on:** February 05, 2007, 09:30 AM »

Just dropped off one of the little numpties who came to my daughters 6 birthday party today, and lying in the driveway opposite was a PK Ripper (looptail)- complete with stickers and what looked like the original tyres...

~~Is it worth going back up and knocking on the door?~~

I thought! I'm having that fecker! So I reversed the Van up the drive and opened the back doors...

Just then this 15 year old kid came walking down the path, I panicked... so I grabbed the shovel from the back of my van and smashed his head in...

I grapped the Ripper and carefully placed her in the van...

Thats when all hell broke loose, I didn't realise that his Dad was in the garden and witnessed my shovel attack... he seemed a little upset...

So I ran him over.... twice...

Anyway back to the bike... Its now in my kitchen and needs a bit of clean up... whats it worth?

Beard

zed4130 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:33 AM »

you did the right thing mate

a ripper is allways worth a death or two

oh and i know you dont usual read cin city but you are in it part 4 in the lounge

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:26 PM »

Zippy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:32 PM »

Flaz · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:44 PM »

yeah but you didnt go in the house and rape the mum

what are you some sort of fooking homo or what

beard1973 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:53 PM »

Quote from: Flaz on February 05, 2007, 01:44 PM

yeah but you didnt go in the house and rape the mum

what are you some sort of fooking homo or what

Actually i did forget to mention I also threw her in the back of the Van....

Got her tied up in the shed... she can come out when she agree's to help me clean this Ripper!!

Flaz · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:55 PM »

Quote from beard :

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Anyway back to the bike... Its now in my kitchen and needs a bit of clean up... whats it worth?

probally about 15 yrs, but your lucky all the prisons all full at the moment so if you would like to go away and commit this crime again sometime in the future then the prison system might be able to accomadate you then

good find

billstup · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:26 PM »

@ this thread

therock · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:48 PM »

is this a joke or have you actually got the bike .

Stodgy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:54 PM »

Quote from: therock on February 05, 2007, 03:48 PM

is this a joke or have you actually got the bike .

He's being a very naughty boy.

http://www.radbmx.co.uk/forum/index.php'topic=28308.0

bmxmatt1974 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:01 PM »

beard

priv · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:12 PM »

beard you know that's a crime don't you?

your giving wakey a bad image

priv

Brownie · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:15 PM »

lol

Mattdub · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:42 PM »

Go to the back of the class , this is in bad taste

Bob_Acid · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:19 PM »

did you get their wallets and phones?

crusty · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:35 PM »

was there a voice in your head saying HI- JACK THE RIPPER?

Dark Diggler · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:43 PM »

Hope you pissed in kettle before ya left, coppers like a brew while they take a statement

jT Racing · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:53 PM »

they are not called RIPPER for nothing. at least they can have open coffins.

davemac1974 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:00 PM »

Beard, you are a lying sack of sh!te.

We all know that you twatted the mum, and now have the dad tied up ready to bugger him senseless whether he helps with the bike or not...sicko!

Zippy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:44 PM »

beard1973 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:33 PM »

Quote from: DaveMac on February 05, 2007, 07:00 PM

Beard, you are a lying sack of sh!te.

We all know that you twatted the mum, and now have the dad tied up ready to bugger him senseless whether he helps with the bike or not...sicko!

MESSAGE TO RAD MEMBERS..

Coming on this forum is like therapy to DaveMac... It helps him release some of his anger and his deep rooted sexual fantasies...

I apologise on behalf of www.burnerworld.co.uk for this outburst, DaveMac is under the treatment of a sexual therapist [though he has tried to bugger him as well] and hopefully he will be normal soon.