shcool teacher says to a pupil, if you can name three fish's that begin and end with a k i will give you an A+ for this class. So the kid thinks a bit and then he says', kipper haddock, ok says the teacher thats one. he thinks a bit more and then he says killer shark. The teacher says ok at a push.
so he thinks a bit more but is lost for an answer. The teacher is laughing and saying no A+ for you. The kid is pissed off, so he thinks a bit longer and says Kilmarnock. The teacher says, don't be stupid that's not a fish, to which the kid replies
No, but its a plaice.
I thank you
