I made a best offer on the blue and white one for the generous sum of £4.50. I got a counter offer of £994 and a message calling me a parasite and people like me 'ruining eBay', oh the laughable irony of it.
This helmet told me to take my £4.50 and buy some Special Brew, I didn't get his humour, then tonight, I've had a message saying "here mate,use your £3.50 to get your a plane ticket to Russia next year, oh sorry, my mistake"
The fooktard thinks I'm a Jock for whatever reason.