Author Topic: DON'T COME TO NOTTZ THIS SATURDAY (Read 3930 times)

ED209 · « **on:** September 16, 2015, 08:17 AM »

Click that back button ... don't read anything else.

Useless information follows :

There's a private session for the elderly and infirm ( over 30 ) at the reopened Flo Indoor Park in Nottingham this Saturday night

Session times - rock up 8pm - starts at 9.00pm to midnight ...

... but don't bother going because :

- its a bit chilly out these days
- its too far
- x factor is on and you can't miss that
- its my mates/uncles/wifes/cats birthday/stag/anniversay/barrrrmistspha
- you don't ride anymore
- Spen is too short
- you are too old
- might get hurt
- might get some excercise
- baby sitting
- might have fun
- Spen might try and groom me
- Spen might not try and groom me

No really ... don't bother.

Move along now.

Nothing to see here.

pickle · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:50 AM »

ED209 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:13 AM »

Quote from: pickle on September 16, 2015, 08:50 AM

sssshhhh Rob! stop drawing attention to it

Spen69 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2015, 12:45 PM »

See you there you fat gay arsebandit

ED209 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2015, 01:57 PM »

Quote from: Spen69 on September 16, 2015, 12:45 PM

See you there you fat gay arsebandit

ripe for the grooming

oldtired · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2015, 03:45 PM »

best none meeting thread ever

my genuine can't be fookin arsed reply is........

can't ride... fooked hand, it's too far, deffo too fookin old ,n too fat to need exercise, i always get hurt, Doctor Who's on the telly again , n Spen don't like the smell o pish so no chance of a good grooming

i won't be there at 8

ED209 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:02 PM »

looking forward to not seeing you you old cooont

I'll forget my camera so you can't take any pictures when you don't come

nosepickben · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:07 PM »

I won't be there, george won't be coming with me and we don't want any tea.
We don't like FLO and are both unhappy that it's reopened.

ED209 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:46 PM »

so once again the geriatrics that never turn up aren't coming.

I'm almost wishing I hadn't bothered not telling you not to come now.

seeing as I'm deffo not going I now need to think of something else that I won't do instead... I don't want any suggestions either.

CustardLips · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2015, 12:28 AM »

I haven't read this thread but I'm definitely coming.

ED209 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2015, 07:22 AM »

Quote from: CustardLips on September 17, 2015, 12:28 AM

I haven't read this thread but I'm definitely coming.

No you are

Spen69 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2015, 07:47 AM »

Thankfully me and Arseplant Rich didn't bother and neither did about 15 others. It wasn't great to be back there and it would no doubt been rubbish to see the suspects again

I probably would have spent the whole night moaning about being tired and not mastering the volcano anyway and only being able to footplant the damn thing whilst Gra and Gary showed off flying over it all night

It was probably a top night in the Nottz ghetto - I'm just glad I stayed at home watching TV with the wife

Gary72 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2015, 08:21 AM »

I didn't go to Nottz and I didn't have an epic night

Wadz · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2015, 04:37 PM »

I'm just glad I didn't go so Ed couldn't take any pictures of me not being Rad and definitely not having a great time.

ED209 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2015, 07:23 PM »

Quote from: Wadz on September 20, 2015, 04:37 PM

I'm just glad I didn't go so Ed couldn't take any pictures of me not being Rad and definitely not have a great time.

I didn't take this picture. Its not Gra.

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Wadz · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2015, 01:27 PM »

Ya can see the progression ive made in 2 years when ya look at my avatar

Gary72 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2015, 04:58 PM »

Where's the rest of the pics I don't want to see!

pickle · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2015, 05:02 PM »

really wanted not to come to this but just couldn't get there

Looks ace!!

ED209 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:21 PM »

Quote from: Gary72 on September 21, 2015, 04:58 PM

Where's the rest of the pics I don't want to see!

gingerlenseflare ruined yours

Gary72 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2015, 09:28 PM »

I had a helmet, No ginger could be seen.
I blame the muppet behind the lens.

What about Alan's wall ride or any other pics, Or did gingerlensflare ruin them?