New Chrimbo Project - S&M Platform Dirt Bike - Now Finished - Pics Page 3

[Dannywhac]

Just got this through the post from a nice eBayer that (no offence to them) had bedecked the frame with *sicks up in gob* Burner parts:



It's the second one in as many months I've seen appear in the wild, I've got most of the bits and bobs I need for it, but deffo need a MK1 G-Sport Fat Shaft front hub if the person who bought Tom's one wants to flog it to me 

S&M did em in around late 92/93 I guess in S&M fashion as a piss-take or a practice for a piss-take (the HAF).

Anyhow, will update as it comes together 

[ED209]

That might look pretty good with some burner bars and yellow popper pads 

[Jaymz]

Braced layback and fuan spotted grips fo sho

[Dannywhac]

Hmmm - I've got some yellow Simplex mags kicking around......

[Dannywhac]

Too soon for a mock-up?

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[Gnarlyscoots]

You need to get them bars closer to the wheel for true burner fashion Dan and, you need a super long braced lay back with the seat as far back as possible 

[griff]

Seat post needs at least 2 bends in it


And a flag

[OllyHall]

Next question, why the feck where you searching under burner..... No need to find a front hub just gimmie that rear!

[Lenny-Lentini]

Hey Brother

Why not try something like this

http://www.radbmx.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,147649.0.html

and I get compliments on the hyphen.

LLP back soon.....

HaHa the Faith. L

[Dannywhac]

Bit of an update, been rummaging around the loft/cellar for bits and bobs for the Burnerenrerererer. Dragged out a rear gen 1 G-Sport to Ukai Equalizer, NOS Equalizer rim and Suzue HF sealed front hub + axle kit.

Wheel building + beer Friiiiday, nom, nom.

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[midschooljon]

Wheels look good.  Lets see some of the other bits you plan to put on it.

[nosepickben]

Nice Danny. Keep this updated more regularly. 

[Dannywhac]

Well, finished the wheels off on Sunday. Started em Friday but too much IPA = fuzzy vision.

Bars for the bad-boy - tbh preferred these over Slams bitd but could I fook as get any from Hot Wheels:

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[Dark Diggler]

It's lovely that Danny. I don't think it's pointless, I like dirt jumps and I like a good frame stand when I'm pissed, ticks all the boxes

[Dannywhac]

Cheers me old mukka - I'm gonna use the platform to hang bits of meat - win, win - bit of trails and some jerky at the end of it 

[Dannywhac]

Soooo, had a hung-over rummage round the loft of plenty - got down some gen 1 Ditchforks:

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Also grabbed some stems - think I know which one I'm gonna go with but any suggestions would be ace:

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Also, big up happy Chrimbo to all the Mid School bread-bins out there 

[insectbones]

I'd use the TNT on that 

[CustardLips]

I'd use the TNT on that 

So would I... and if you don't... send it me. 

[Dannywhac]

Nick - would pop you that stem in a heartbeat normally - I was gonna use it on this but have remembered that I need the bugger for a 'tribute' build

[midschooljon]

Given you have chosen to do the unspeakable and run SBC bars on an S&M (  ) I would definitely go with the TNT stem on the bike. If you run a redneck the the opposing brands will sense each others presence, and reject one another, causing the bars to constantly slip so long as they are paired together.

[CustardLips]

Given you have chosen to do the unspeakable and run SBC bars on an S&M (  ) I would definitely go with the TNT stem on the bike. If you run a redneck the the opposing brands will sense each others presence, and reject one another, causing the bars to constantly slip so long as they are paired together.

What about a Redneck on an Hyper grasping a set of Slams Jon... is it a no no ?

[Dannywhac]

 

Wondered who'd point that out  Didn't want it looking like every other build, and brand loyalty wasn't really my bag then or now. Although I was a bit partial to DK's .

Nick you'll be fooked with that combo - it'll chuck you over the bars everytime it gets the chance.

[midschooljon]

Given you have chosen to do the unspeakable and run SBC bars on an S&M (  ) I would definitely go with the TNT stem on the bike. If you run a redneck the the opposing brands will sense each others presence, and reject one another, causing the bars to constantly slip so long as they are paired together.

What about a Redneck on an Hyper grasping a set of Slams Jon... is it a no no ?

No problem there. Slam bars were the benchmark, so it's legal to run them on anything (except a Standard, that is a big No). 

The laws of mid school only come into play when you interbreed brands that had a non commercial conflict with each other (all brands were commercial competitors by default). So for example, chapter 3, paragraph 6 of the mid school bible states that no S&M can ever have SBC parts on it, and visa versa. The same rule would apply to Haro / GT for example.

Addendum 1.2 states that benchmark products (Dx pedals, longnecks, gt profiles, slam bars, etc) can be used freely across any build except where brands conflict under chapter 3. So for example, slam bars in a hyper is no problem, but GT profiles on an Airmaster is sacrilege.

Hope that makes sense. 

[Dannywhac]

Given you have chosen to do the unspeakable and run SBC bars on an S&M (  ) I would definitely go with the TNT stem on the bike. If you run a redneck the the opposing brands will sense each others presence, and reject one another, causing the bars to constantly slip so long as they are paired together.

What about a Redneck on an Hyper grasping a set of Slams Jon... is it a no no ?

No problem there. Slam bars were the benchmark, so it's legal to run them on anything (except a Standard, that is a big No). 

The laws of mid school only come into play when you interbreed brands that had a non commercial conflict with each other (all brands were commercial competitors by default). So for example, chapter 3, paragraph 6 of the mid school bible states that no S&M can ever have SBC parts on it, and visa versa. The same rule would apply to Haro / GT for example.

Addendum 1.2 states that benchmark products (Dx pedals, longnecks, gt profiles, slam bars, etc) can be used freely across any build except where brands conflict under chapter 3. So for example, slam bars in a hyper is no problem, but GT profiles on an Airmaster is sacrilege.

Hope that makes sense. 

I thought Chapter 3, Addendum 1.2 stated; 'It is illegal to make love in zero-g whilst wearing a ginger toupee'?

[midschooljon]

Given you have chosen to do the unspeakable and run SBC bars on an S&M (  ) I would definitely go with the TNT stem on the bike. If you run a redneck the the opposing brands will sense each others presence, and reject one another, causing the bars to constantly slip so long as they are paired together.

What about a Redneck on an Hyper grasping a set of Slams Jon... is it a no no ?

No problem there. Slam bars were the benchmark, so it's legal to run them on anything (except a Standard, that is a big No). 

The laws of mid school only come into play when you interbreed brands that had a non commercial conflict with each other (all brands were commercial competitors by default). So for example, chapter 3, paragraph 6 of the mid school bible states that no S&M can ever have SBC parts on it, and visa versa. The same rule would apply to Haro / GT for example.

Addendum 1.2 states that benchmark products (Dx pedals, longnecks, gt profiles, slam bars, etc) can be used freely across any build except where brands conflict under chapter 3. So for example, slam bars in a hyper is no problem, but GT profiles on an Airmaster is sacrilege.

Hope that makes sense. 

I thought Chapter 3, Addendum 1.2 stated; 'It is illegal to make love in zero-g whilst wearing a ginger toupee'?

I was trying to keep your thread safe for work.