Author Topic: Wife thinks I've lost it.. (Read 1418 times)

Pooch · « **on:** March 19, 2014, 07:22 AM »

As I walked past one of my bikes, I stroked it and said beautiful.. Said it too fooking load!! Never seen her look at me like that before.. Have I gone too far!!! Lol

Julian347 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:26 AM »

Perfectly normal behaviour

hunterdubber · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:27 AM »

Quote from: Pooch on March 19, 2014, 07:22 AM

, I stroked IT and said beautiful

What were you stroking at the time ,John ?

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pickle · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:33 AM »

Quote from: hunterdubber on March 19, 2014, 07:27 AM

Quote from: Pooch on March 19, 2014, 07:22 AM

, I stroked IT and said beautiful

What were you stroking at the time ,John ?

was it my Kappa by chance?

Pooch · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:47 AM »

I was holding a picture of you Christian.. Just near the bike at the time..
You know that Julian..
Our Kappa is safe Rob.. X

pickle · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:49 AM »

meticulous · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:41 AM »

your wife should only have a problem when you start putting your knob through the bottom bracket whilst saying beautifull...

Pooch · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:47 AM »

Quote from: meticulous on March 19, 2014, 08:41 AM

your wife should only have a problem when you start putting your knob through the bottom bracket whilst saying beautifull...

she didn't let me finish..

Gtbill · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:22 AM »

Thats just about right i would say

NORTY40 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:23 AM »

Quote from: meticulous on March 19, 2014, 08:41 AM

your wife should only have a problem when you start putting your knob through the bottom bracket whilst saying beautifull...

Bottom bracket ! ..... you lucky man Sam , mines in the seat post tube

Perfectly normal behaviour John ..... I think

pickle · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:30 AM »

brake bridge hole for me

monkian · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2014, 10:32 AM »

The truth is, I think we're all married to our old bikes...
AND we collect BMX

CustardLips · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2014, 10:51 AM »

Quote from: monkian on March 19, 2014, 10:32 AM

The truth is, I think we're all married to our old bikes...
AND we collect BMX

I'm married to my bikes but I ride the wife.

Pooch · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2014, 11:12 AM »

Lol.. Think you can speak for yourself on that one..

kungfunky · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2014, 12:53 PM »

Showed this to Mrs funky and said "have I lost it too ?"..her reply. " you never had it to lose".

pickle · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2014, 02:05 PM »

followed by "where's my imac?"

Pooch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2014, 03:26 PM »

New I could post this here and know I'm normal
..

griff · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2014, 03:55 PM »

Quote from: Pooch on March 19, 2014, 03:26 PM

New I could post this here and know I'm normal
..

you're not normal, but not because of that

you're special

Devilock · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:16 PM »

You're all outrageous.

kungfunky · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:17 PM »

Quote from: pickle on March 19, 2014, 02:05 PM

followed by "where's my imac?"

Where's her imac ? Still in the fookin shop until she retracts her last statement

animal · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:38 PM »

My Tim March rep is in the lounge. Her in doors keeps asking when its being packed away

I just love having it there 2 look at

even better when I can look and faze out when she is banging on as they do about something uninteresting as the do

Glynnyboy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:21 AM »

Quote from: Pooch on March 19, 2014, 07:22 AM

As I walked past one of my bikes, I stroked it and said beautiful.. Said it too fooking load!! Never seen her look at me like that before.. Have I gone too far!!! Lol

I got the same look when mine caught me in the bath scrubbing a snakebelly.
My knees were aching so I thought feck it and got in.
She said the image has scarred her for life