Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?.... No?
Well you haven't seen everything then.
No, but one of the maddest things I ever saw was a guy I know dancing at a Stag Party on the top floor apartment in a Benidorm hotel, with a microwave on his head...
...I'm not talking balancing on his head either, we're talking wearing the microwave like a baseball cap backwards, with the open door down his back.