It was cut-off all placcy seats.
The cut off (combined with all 'non absorbant placcy surface') chafed my inner thighs. Spots then developed around the lower nad areas and spread gleefully upwards towards my bung hole due to the grasping of said seat betwixt me legs for the no handers. From there they spreadeth-foreth around my cheeks and gave me a full flourish spotty arse.
By the time I was bar spinning with reckless abandon, I had a full brace of pulpy buttock poppers.