When he's sick of the bus Rob, let me know and I'll see if I can pick it up.
I was thinking that as I work in York once a week, I can go home via one of my projects at Harrogate to collect it. I can then bring it to Sheffield where PeterJ can collect it some time next year when he comes back up again. He can then leave it for about 4 months in the back of his car along with half a ton of shite until it's practically scrap and he remembers to drop it at Brummie's gaff. Dave can then put it in his back garden and take a picture of it to send to you and laugh at you....... before the scrap man calls round one day and then you never know, the scrap man might be able to drop it in Peterborough.....
Or alternatively you can pay £20 and get it posted you tight fooka
But if you're really stuck, let me know as I have a project in Peterborough as well, or chances are I will see you at a random night in a skatepark sometime soon