i think thats actually classed as a disability. he could have a crappy bungalow in a remote part of dorset , miserable and condescending health visits and meals on wheels that makes hospital food look like haute cuisine if he came back down to england ! 
Genius comment, dont forget the free 60" flat screen tv's en every room for him & any of his family that want to visit & feee Sky 3d Hd & Broadband on the Tax payer !
