It's been a while.

[Bigbadsam]

Hi chaps, not been posting for here for the last few months because I'm now a full time house husband looking after my 2 girls. Maddie 4 and Olivia 6 months. Talk about 24-7 !
Just about got my new garage / man cave finished before the wife went back to work. Theres Stuff still piled up in there waiting to sorted properly, but that didn't stop some  thieving scrote braking  in to it and stealing my custom Trek mountain bike. Luckily the feckless bell end had no clue the super tough burner and the MK2 chrome burner hanging next to it were worth a lot more !
The soft prick also left my Bosch hammer drill, Hitachi and Dewalt 18v cordless drills and a load of shiny BMX frames n wheels n stuff.
According to PC "know it all"  that came round 2 days later ?, the BMX were only worth a £10 deal whereas the MTB would bring £30-£40 bag of smack.
The garage now has 2 extra bolts on the side door and tomorrow another asp n staple lock on the front. Plus 2 new security lights fron n back. Hoping to get it belled up over Xmas too.
Hope you all have a good Xmas, and make sure your prize positions are WELL locked away from thieving shit bags 

Sam.

[NORTY40]

Pi55er that Sam     could have been a whole lot worse by the sounds of it though .

Enjoy your time with the little ones , they grow up too quick mate     my two are 15 and 14 going on 21 and 20 

[PHIL9HUF]

Hope the bastards rot in hell I hate thieves 
I wouldnt like to be them if you get your hands on them !

[Badbaldie]

omg gutted for you Sam. good job u didnt catch them    that move from St Helens to Bolton was out of the pan into the fire .

[Bigbadsam]

Ha Ha, the copper said if you had seen them you could have rang them straight away. I said I'd of gone out to see them in person then rang the cops a bit later to say which gutter the unconscious man was lying in 

[Devilock]

They certainly are more active this time of year. I just cover my personal items with various incurable diseases.

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

They don't give a shite as long as they can move it quick 

Just put a notice on the door that says you have set claymores to go off if they open the door 

[BADDH]

Shi££er that mate,  it's like that all over the UK now mate sadly,  the best. Thing you can do is buy an "American Bulldog" you know the one that looks just the same as one of those banned "Pit bull Terriers"  but the papers that came with the dog  say American bulldog.... Not pit bull ....   

[Bigbadsam]

I,ve thought about getting a dog before but the wife's allergic to dogs fur 
I have looked into trip wires attached to bird scare'ers.
Which are basically blank shot gun cartridges used by farmers to keep crops bird free.
IF you fit them to your garage door it will keep the thieves hearing free for good  But having a few elderly neighbors it might guilt me a bit causing multiple heart attacks up and down the street 
   

[griff]

let's hope they get the AIDS

[Bigbadsam]

Hourray, merry Christmas smack rats. Hope your livers shrivel up and your kidneys pack in   

[bobbbbsy]

let's hope they get the AIDS

 i hate cops to griff !! 

[griff]

let's hope they get the AIDS

 i hate cops to griff !! 

 

[BMX1973]

Sorry to read this.  Fingers crossed they don't come back. Extra security will always put them off if they return. 

[Badbaldie]

Sorry to read this.  Fingers crossed they don't come back. Extra security will always put them off if they return. 

if they see Sam in his marigolds and pinny ........ that'll make the fookers run a mile   

[Gashead]

I've moved all my stuff to under the bed now