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ive spent the last two weeks building up to the point of telling me wife im doing a new buildwent through her wardrobe,counting shoes, dresses etc,to build up me arguement,you got loads of them blahblahblahlifts her skirt up to reveal her new purchase from Anne summers magazine , a rampant rabbit !! and said"ok dear, i won't be lonely"well chuffed do you think it will cost a fortune in batteries though?
you've had fooking help there joffyou aint that clever
Quote from: stu27 on November 23, 2012, 11:02 PM you've had fooking help there joffyou aint that clever I always need help Stu
Hey Bessie mate maybe she's got a hen weekend or summut big planned with the girls?Haven't shown the wife my Haro frame yet...she thinks it was just some more parts for my streetbeat build...I'm bound to be double fooked ( but not in good way ()..firstly cos its another "bloody bike" then the when she eventually finds out the price ?ps...can't believe my Yes thread died a slow painful death
What you talked to her ..
ive spent the last two weeks building up to the point of telling me wife something not right.see i went through her wardrobe,counting shoes wishing she was a size nine .trying on her dresses etc, then it hit me... ive put on a little weight lately and nothing fits me anymore. time to run a few more miles and ride me bike more often. blahblahblahanyway told the wife , she lifts her head up from ideal home magazine and said yeah Stu you porker i agree you need to loose a few pounds.well chuffed do you think she is having an affair though?