and you never answer your phone when I try to tell you what goodies I have for sale 
or is it because your a poor single dad with a child and horse to feed, and Porsche to run...and Northern ? 
Some of us have to work for a living not like you bloody builders who turn up at 10 ish, drink tea, chat, phone your mates to abuse them and then clock off
Oh and I still want my extention doing
Stop it Ashley with your posh southern ways.
Pete doesn't have a phone. They stone you up here if you admit to owning one.
Phones
Next you'll be telling me you can send letters down phone lines !!!!!
