Joffs Jinx

[Badbaldie]

im sure most of you know by now that if Joff turns up there is usually a fall , blood spilt or a breakage     hes now giving out stickers  

[NORTY40]

   Your a cruel man Lenny  ......... im just unlucky 

Never had an incident on any of the RAD rides out   Im blaming it all on dodgy old gits trying to ride how they did as kids on tracks and ramps 

[Darren KAP]

      love the decal Lenny you loon   

[rick1970]

  Your a cruel man Lenny  ......... im just unlucky 

Never had an incident on any of the RAD rides out   Im blaming it all on dodgy old gits trying to ride how they did as kids on tracks and ramps 

  you tell em joff !!     do i get some totts for backing you up now 

[NORTY40]

  Your a cruel man Lenny  ......... im just unlucky 

Never had an incident on any of the RAD rides out   Im blaming it all on dodgy old gits trying to ride how they did as kids on tracks and ramps 

  you tell em joff !!     do i get some totts for backing you up now 

I'll sort you some out at Southport  ...... just mind you don't choke on them , we don't want you being carted off to A&E 

[Retrodan72]

Tony went over the bars after jumping that tiny curb in Blackpool, you were there Joff, just saying.!!

[spyderpit13]

  right at the side of me, i think dan...  and carlos too....

[Retrodan72]

Pair of twunts!!

[NORTY40]

I had forgotten about that lads  , that was also the day i ran into that fookin lampost on the way back to your car Tony    cut my hand open and badly bruised the nether regions

[rick1970]

  

[Retrodan72]

good times.

[Spen69]

My shoulder is still really fookin aching Joff........

[Badbaldie]

omg Joff there all coming out the wood work now best get printing more stickers 

[NORTY40]

Thinking about the RAD rides , the first Berm do in Birmingham had incidents too ..... Carl rode down a set of steps , a lad followed him and went straight over the bars and split is head wide open  , proper nasty     Jas (Sweetbeats) had to take him to A&E 

Think i might give Southport a miss for everyones safety's sake 

My shoulder is still really fookin aching Joff........

Don't worry Spen it's probably broken        Give us a shout if you do go to A&E just so i can add it o my 'Accidents through Joff' portfolio 

Seriously though Spen , hope your feeling better soon 

[Retrodan72]

Remember when I bailed the goose in blackpool when I ploughed into them lads on a stag do, you were there too joff, just saying.

[NORTY40]

Remember when I bailed the goose in blackpool when I ploughed into them lads on a stag do, you were there too joff, just saying.

    This ain't looking good  

[Badbaldie]

Joff you need 2 body guards....... Nick Swan and Andy dancetothedrummers beat ....... both medics

[stu27]

i was talking to joff at radtor
im now expecting twins
horny devil

[NORTY40]

Joff you need 2 body guards....... Nick Swan and Andy dancetothedrummers beat ....... both medics

     Are they coming to Southport  

i was talking to joff at radtor
im now expecting twins
horny devil

   I'll see you in Southport lover boy    



Lenny you have got me paranoid , so i thought i would think back of all the incidents ....

1 . Shaun (Currio) .... Coppull track .. busted knee and ligaments .. A&E Followed by 3 operations !!
2.  James Nada ... Ramp City ... snapped ankle ... A&E followed by operation
3.  Peter J ... Ramp City ... Busted Shoulder/collarbone
4.  Si Dark Diggler .... Preston track .. both wrists broken .. A&E followed by operation
5.  Lad at 'Berm' ride ... split head open .. A&E  stitches
6.  Denzil ..Ramp City...  broken leg ...  A&E followed by operation
7.  Tony Blacpool ride ... OTT ... headache and bruising
8.  Me  Blackpool ... ran into lampost drunk ,split hand open, twatted bollox's .... A&E followed by swollen bollox's  
9.  Spen .. Ramp City ... busted shoulder ......  to be advised  

I think that's it  

[Badbaldie]

there is a slight pattern starting here Joff    neither nick or andy can make radport so are there any other medics / doctors on the site please 

[stu27]

i can bum len
most people find there mojo after that

[NORTY40]

there is a slight pattern starting here Joff    neither nick or andy can make radport so are there any other medics / doctors on the site please  

I was also at MK11 when SM Alex crashed and knocked himself unconcious right in front of us  

[Badbaldie]

there is a slight pattern starting here Joff    neither nick or andy can make radport so are there any other medics / doctors on the site please  

I was also at MK11 when SM Alex crashed and knocked himself unconcious right in front of us  

Joff i have one question .......... do you have public liability insurance ?

[currio]

More like Jonah than Joff, and it was 3 ops mate 

[dancetothedrummersbeat]

I'm in London when radport is on Joff, but i'll turn my ears in a north-westerly direction to listen for the faint sound of an ambulance siren! I do have an inflatable Jabba the Hutt costume at home though. Might be a good idea to cushion any falls. Be safe. May the force be with you