Are you sure you don't have the bends! 
Surely they teach you that sh~t, Nick?

Symptoms appear within 24 hours, but the first two hours are the most critical.
(a little diving physiology for all you BMXers out there!
)I haven't dived for two weeks.

Go figure!

Not the Bends, just too lazy to measure the fookers, although I am now thinking I should have bothered!
