whos giles on e bay

[pkripster]

is he on here seems  a right ch :knuppel2:aracter

[Devilock]

What's a 'ch'...??!! 

[glenboy]

"character"   richard you should be able to do pkripster (darren) speak by now , its like cornish once you get used to it  ,

[balladof32]

Barry.giles ?

[WINI]

Farmer Giles?

[glenboy]

yeh farmer giles it was sent him a message on ebay asking if he was selling owt and he sent me a message back

'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

She might well laugh.

I'll stick by you and give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darling
So give me your hand
Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.

(Chorus)

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen
It's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinking Scrumpy
And that lager and lime.

Course.

Who loves you baby?

Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress
With your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos taken, us holding hands.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we're both past our 50's I think that you and me should stop this gallivanting
And will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

Arr, you're a fine looking woman
And I can't wait to get me hands on your land.

You're a fine looking woman.

[supergoose72]

that was a real good one

[Bob_Acid]

I think we need to start thinking about banning people for bad jokes

Oh wait, we'll have nobody left

[bobbbbsy]

i ll still be here and funny as ever !! 

[glenboy]

 

on a serious i had something off barry giles on ebay and it was good , fast sending and a good item

[dwain dibbly]

he sold a set of blue xcii last week, but then relished them yesterday??

I've noticed a lot of strange bidding on his stuff 

[80sBMXer]

he sold a set of blue xcii last week, but then relished them yesterday??

I've noticed a lot of strange bidding on his stuff 

Why would he put relish on them???................does that get me banned

[dwain dibbly]

he sold a set of blue xcii last week, but then relished them yesterday??

I've noticed a lot of strange bidding on his stuff 

arghh crap iPhone predictive txt strikes again!!!!!


Why would he put relish on them???................does that get me banned

[mattuknc]

he sold a set of blue xcii last week, but then relished them yesterday??

I've noticed a lot of strange bidding on his stuff 

Why would he put relish on them???................does that get me banned

very tasty.

[balladof32]

he sold a set of blue xcii last week, but then relished them yesterday??

I've noticed a lot of strange bidding on his stuff 

same fooker bid and won the blue suntour pedals and the laserpost , buyer has no cash so bailed on the suntours hence the relist which is what the guy said...messed me about on the laserpost that i wanted to be honest but i bought some tyres which turned up today a ok...admittely with £3.50 excess postage which ive asked him for back 

[griff]

i ll still be here and funny as ever !! 

funny as in strange, not funny haha

[MartyC]

I think we need to start thinking about banning people for bad jokes

Oh wait, we'll have nobody left

You can't do that Bobalicious you'd have to ban yourself 

[Bob_Acid]

   tell me about it

[balladof32]

Barry.giles not a great seller , rushed me £7 for tyres and sent em second class in a bin bag costing a total to send of £3.50 , asked him for the £3.50 back as most would as it's the best part of a fiver and he's just told me of a new eBay rule that says the £3.50 excess is his travel expenses :-/