Another reet proper rant. hehe

[LENNY-LENTINI]

it's always good to have a rant TwoBob.

One time I tied myself to the underneath of a lorry after i had swallowed my bike in individual pieces and travelled all the way down to Southsea.

When i got there the straps had completely cut through my limbs and I had to sew them back on one by one, then I had to shit my bike out and build it back up.

I then got smacked by some Gibbo's (Bubbly's, Townies, etc...) then I rode my bike. Only to find that my headset had stripped (this bit is real).

Suffer for your Art Brothers. L

[ED209]

Thats hardcore.

"Those that can, do. Those that can't...polish"

[LENNY-LENTINI]

Well thats nothing.

One time my parents had moved next to a rad skatepark but to earn my Soul-Points (it's a Nottm thing) I used to ride 55 miles around Nottm with no shoes on and nettles taped to the insides of my eyelids before I rode the Skatepark.

Hit me back with your suffering stories Brothers.

Faith. L

[TwoBobRob]

I stubbed my toe once on the corner of a door.

[LENNY-LENTINI]

That's a good start Twobob.

expand on your suffering Brother?

L

[Jon The Bassist]

Both my boys (5 & 8 ) are now heavily into BMX.
I'm forced to endure regular visits to BMX tracks, jumps in the woods and occasional skatepark visits. For our family holiday I've had to schedule in a day at Hairy Bob's skatepark and pumptrack. Feel my pain

[pickle]

1998 my then wife called me at work and told me she no longer loved me and she wanted a divorce, right out of the blue! I then rode my bike 

[Dark Diggler]

I have just been for a 60 mile ride, backwards, using my knees on homemade beartraps...in the rain, to borrow a cup of tripe from a friend so that I could feed my ferrets...he didn't have any so i had to feed them my own shins upon my return, didn't need em anyway cos I have mastered backwards knee pedalling.

[ED209]

I have just been for a 60 mile ride, backwards, using my knees on homemade beartraps...in the rain, to borrow a cup of tripe from a friend so that I could feed my ferrets...he didn't have any so i had to feed them my own shins upon my return, didn't need em anyway cos I have mastered backwards knee pedalling.

... luxury...

[Bob_Acid]

I once banged one out so hard my gonads came out me japs eye

[Gnarlyscoots]

Just had the Mother-in-Law on the webcam via Skype..............Feel the Pain  

[Munnyella]

After the last 3, I have nothing to offer......

MM

[Spen69]

I once went to a skatepark in Leicester and met Ed.

I still haven't got over the shock....

[griff]

Just had the Mother-in-Law on the webcam via Skype..............Feel the Pain  

define 'had'....

actually, don't 

[ED209]

I once went to a skatepark in Leicester and met Ed.

I still haven't got over the shock....

owned.

[Gnarlyscoots]

Just had the Mother-in-Law on the webcam via Skype..............Feel the Pain  

define 'had'....

actually, don't  

   

[Gary72]