Author Topic: Wot's been ya best c*ck up?? (Read 2023 times)

Andy68 · « **on:** April 10, 2012, 01:34 PM »

Managed to chip (5p size) fresh powder coat last nite!!

I'm guessing I'm not the only one to do summat stupid on a new build??.................

meticulous · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2012, 01:43 PM »

Bought a burner....

M5AT · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2012, 01:48 PM »

BMX- attempting a 'cowboy' & snapping a front tuff (I aint 9 stone anymore)

Non BMX- Smashing an M5 into next doors parked car.

Peter J · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2012, 02:32 PM »

BMX - when I was 12 and trying to race with Z-Rims.......I was 11 stone at the time

Non BMX - 415v transformer that’s still live!! and metal screwdrivers don't mix......surprised me that it could punt a chunky monkey like me so far across the workshop

Skid · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2012, 03:00 PM »

Couldn't find a tub big enough to do a vinegar bath for my Tour2 frame, so I soaked a load of rags in vinegar, wrapped them around the frame and then wrapped them in cling film to keep them in place. Stuck it in the shed and left it for 24 hours. Came back to find towels were rust coloured in places, with a few bright vivid green streaks. Totally ruined the chrome.

mattuknc · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2012, 03:04 PM »

BMX - Thinking this would be nice 'cheap' hobby to start...

non BMX - Swapping an exhaust on my old SP1 and snapping a stud off in the head.

Threaders · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:37 PM »

Spending about three hours trying to get a chainring fitted and clear from the rear chainstay with washers and allsorts, then realising I was putting it on the left side

Retrodan72 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:43 PM »

Selling my ladder bars and GL+ 3 years ago. (BMX)

Getting engaged to my ex Lisa, the big, fat cnut!!!

Bob_Acid · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:47 PM »

looking up at the stars on the way home from me Dads riding along the sea wall i scraped my 2 week old landing gear along a 2ft brick wall taking off a large portion of decal and powder down tto the metal.

wildon · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2012, 05:53 PM »

choosing the wrong women .. story of my life .. cnuts

although the one i have now is nice

baldbmxer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:07 PM »

Quote from: wildon on April 10, 2012, 05:53 PM

choosing the wrong women .. story of my life .. cnuts

although the one i have now is nice

Yeah, all that

Devilock · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:18 PM »

Saying I will have a tea when i wanted coffee.

In2 bmx · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:25 PM »

BMX : while the bike was upside down i put the drive side in the wrong side

didn't realise till I turned the bike back over

Non BMX : left the water running upstairs once ... Had to have a nice new floor downstairs through the insurance

so it wasn't all that bad ..

animal · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:34 PM »

Dropped at freshly painted frame on the concrete and chipped paint in a few places

Spen69 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:36 PM »

BMX - selling my NOS white Goose, my second ProClass and all the shite i've only had to buy back a few months later for more......

Non BMX - just about all the jobs i've had in the last ten years since I stopped working on site and became an Engineering Manager. I don't miss the rain and the cold too much, but I miss the craic and banter something fierce.......

Peter J · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2012, 08:19 PM »

Just remembered my No1 c0ck up.......making friends with him

jT Racing · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2012, 08:23 PM »

Heating a seat mast to get a stuck post out, well things don't look hot so you can guess the rest. Let's just say I got instant Tourette's.

brettypeeps · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2012, 09:23 PM »

BMX - Selling a complete GL prototype for either £20 or £50

Non BMX - Twisting a Tornado wing. Thankfully it turned out someone had removed a part without paperwork so I kept my job

stevesredvxr · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2012, 10:03 PM »

BMX - Selling my Silverfox for 60 quid BITD

Non BMX - Snapping the key in Andy Cole's Door, then having to explain myself. $:-\$

john4130 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2012, 10:40 PM »

bought a brand new standard lengthy f&f for £450, hammering the headcups in using a block of wood for about an hour and they still wouldnt go in. decided to remove the wood and just use the BIG hammer, put a big dent in the toptube when i missed.

still, it lasted 10 years before i snapped it.

Wadz · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2012, 11:09 PM »

Bmx: picking of a tiny piece of Sellotape off my chrome ez1 bars and taking a 2" strip of chrome inthe process

None bmx : locking my self in a old volve saloon boot ,then realised the keys were in my pocket

Hootski70 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2012, 11:17 PM »

BMX . Selling my Gen 1 . ( Even though i got a good price and it went to one of the nicest blokes i have met in BMX

).

Non BMX . Selling my 1970 rally prepped mini cooper to buy a new washing machine .

Bought it back off the guy a couple of years later after he had done a ground up resto and he got bored with it . So not so bad

jT Racing · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:40 AM »

Taking a 'right now' shit with a chainring still in the costic, by the time I was back it was half eaten. Nice pro neck too, wouldn't be some well used sr would it. Sods law.