Author Topic: Dating forum (Read 1749 times)

Beckyboo · « **on:** June 11, 2006, 11:45 PM »

For those uk bmx singles looking for love that has more to offer than quality cranks:smitten:

theRuler · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2006, 10:36 AM »

a crank is only good if it's wafty

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2006, 12:28 PM »

is that a ladder in your tights, or is it the stairway to heaven...

Beckyboo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2006, 10:44 PM »

Quote from: oberonspacefruit on June 12, 2006, 12:28 PM

is that a ladder in your tights, or is it the stairway to heaven...

Lets be thankful you are not going to be signing up as a dating member with lines like that

danny silverstreak · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2006, 10:55 PM »

is that a mirror in your knickers ? i can see my self in there later

blindingsun · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:30 AM »

with lines like that no wonder steven segal is an actor.

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2006, 08:56 AM »

are you tired? youve been running through my mind all night...

RADHAB · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:47 PM »

Do you know what soap is??? Coz you fcuking stink!

billstup · « **Reply #8 on:** June 13, 2006, 05:50 PM »

Quote from: RADHAB on June 13, 2006, 02:47 PM

Do you know what soap is??? Coz you fcuking stink!

I bet its been a while since that one worked Steve

Rombloke · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2006, 05:52 PM »

you dont sweat much for a fat bird do ya.....

works every time

Dave

RADHAB · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:43 PM »

Lets play a game....You sit on my face and i'll guess yer weight

Romswife · « **Reply #11 on:** June 13, 2006, 07:50 PM »

so glad i am not single and have to listen to lines like those

blindingsun · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2006, 08:49 PM »

I've got the best chat up lines ever.

Excuse me,, what time do your legs open?

and

Your Mum was crap...fancy a fook?

RADHAB · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2006, 12:03 PM »

Quote from: blindingsun on June 13, 2006, 08:49 PM

I've got the best chat up lines ever.

Excuse me,, what time do your legs open?

and

Your Mum was crap...fancy a fook?

Nah....these are better than that!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you a welders daughter? Coz you have a set of lean t!ts.

Wow! Are those real?

I'm not wearing any pants.

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

I've Still got it

Beckyboo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2006, 06:58 PM »

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night

RADHAB · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2006, 11:57 PM »

Quote from: Miss Boo on June 14, 2006, 06:58 PM

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night

See!

kusam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2006, 12:55 AM »

Quote from: Miss Boo on June 14, 2006, 06:58 PM

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night

Err....umm....just out of interest.....which bars have you worked in?

Joooooke.
Have seen it too though, and still do. 'Tis funny seeing a desperate lad go from one woman to another at the end of the night as the place is getting emptier. Credit for trying I suppose though

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2006, 06:40 AM »

apparently 1/12 says yes.

if its the candlelight its 12/1

kusam · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2006, 09:27 AM »

But in the Candlelight, they don't have to wait til then end. People flit from one to another as soon as they get in! I know someone who didn't even make it past the cloakroom and never saw the upstairs all night.

We still make her suffer for it now for being sucked in so easily